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Aug 11, 2020, 5 tweets

Nebraska leaves the Big Ten, signs a streaming deal with Amazon -- giving them access to the program a la 'Hard Knocks' -- and giving NU a direct & unprecedented pipeline to proper medical supplies and merch distribution (I have no idea how this actually works, so bear with me).

They show a fully televised scrimmage, a 7-on-7s contest, and a skills challenge on consecutive weekends that enable the team to showcase themselves and enable Amazon to have an "Adults Only", swear-words/drinking encouraged broadcast of a game against Iowa after a few weeks.

They also feature Scott Frost and Mario Verduzco going one-on-one in both chess and beer pong. Iowa gets a $2,000,000 check for participating and Nebraska makes bank.

#Huskers #GBR #iknowitsliterallyimpossible

The broadcast booth for all of these events features Kevin Kugler, Adam Devine, and color commentary by Gabrielle Union. Amazon throws piles of cash into the gaping, content-starved masses and makes a few bucks.

This enables us to quarantine the players (who would also receive a stipend) and keep them safe, while simultaneously allowing them to continue to hone their craft and allowing Bill Moos to facilitate new TV money as necessary.

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