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Aug 13, 2020, 5 tweets

#DonaldTrumpBelieves that
He alone can say what’s true
That everybody loves him
And there’s nothing he can’t do

He think we’re all in awe because
He does his job so well
He thinks he’ll be on Rushmore but
There’s not a chance in Hell

#DonaldTrumpBelieves in
What they say on Fox & Friends
He really thinks the flattery
And praise will never end

As long as he has cable news
To stimulate his vanity
He’ll never have to think about
The problems of humanity

#DonaldTrumpBelieves that
COVID-19’s just a hoax
He always blamed the Democrats
And made a lot of jokes

And thanks to his propensity
To disregard the evidence
We have 200 thousand dead Because of Donald’s negligence

Thank you in advance to all prospective Venmo donors

#DonaldTrumpBelieves that
Protests always lead to violence
He’d frankly be much happier
If we would sit in si-o-lence

He tells us all the streets are filled
With monsters & barbarians
It’s only an excuse for him
To act authoritarian

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