Alaba and Varane: two of Europe's best defenders this season, and in this knockout stage both having - shall we say - moments to forget.
Dortmund must be especially gutted they did not make it through. This shootout format is perfect for them.
Both teams looking absolutely butt-naked at the back.
This is not football, this is futsal.
2014 Mueller has turned up, and so has 2014 Brazil.
A club of Barcelona's resources should not be relying on individual genius just to make a game like this remotely close.
The worst performance tonight, by far, has been by Barcelona's board of directors. Their fingerprints are all over that first half.
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