Thread by @UncleMthwithi

1. #NdebeleTwitter Herewith Episode 8 of #UmnxebaWodumo enjoy 😂

Escape Sexcapade

Once it was established that your Favourite Malume is a Dark Force I knew I had to skip the country. So I left and headed for a village close to the border. The chief welcomed me kuhle sibili

2. The Chief advised that I stay okwamalanga till the Mkomana who knows amasotsha comes back. Phela Abadizeki nxa kungelamuntu obaziyo. So I had to wait and enjoy iHospitality yenduna and his 6 wives and his pretty Mabhobhodlwana. Bahle abantwana beNduna madoda

3. Since I was a fugitive ngangingasebenzi. I spent the day ngingumatshaya inyoka. Ngibuka amabhekane abantwana beNduna. Umalume wenu phela vele uyalingeka. Ngugwayi liyaluma. Yikho engumalume. Lakanye ngirobhe okukodwa. Umthobanhliziyo uyadingeka when one is stressed

4. We agreed ukuthi ntambama ziyawa. Uyafa uFandamu. The whole day I had butterflies esiswini. I cudnt eat. I was just imagining things. Ukuba yimi so🤣. Kunini ngacina this game yokudala abantu. Ngangihlekela esikhewini.

5. OkuTwa engangikurobhile kwakuFit shame. She was hairy which was a plus for me. Myth has it that osisi abalehwanqa bayabulala umfihlamphini. I couldn't wait for the said Magical Sex with my Hairy Porter. I had had nasty experiences eGwanda le Plumtree so I would make up for it

6. Eventually she came to my room. She told me ulithwasa elilomoya wendoda so kumele aqale abikele abaphansi before we could do anything. I thought uyahlanya ubikani? Convinced her that it is not necessary. Grudgingly she gave in. Laye vele iface ibhaliwe ukuthi kudala wayicina

7. Uthando lwekhaya doti mani! The kissing was bad. Umuntu akukhothe amalips lawa ngani uvalela incwadi phakathi kwe envelope🤣. Kwangikhotha okuliVenda koSitaudze madoda. Ngithi ngiyakhamise kuhotshe ngathi kulungisa iCarburator. Ngiyafa phela lapha. Let's change approach

8. Whoever introduced Pornhub ekhaya, inkosi imbusise. UHairy Potter athathe umsobho wamangqina awuthi bhu kugearbox kaMalume, akhothe. Hawu Jesu! Ngapha it's slimy ngapha kuyanquma. Ngavelelwa. Yini engiyibona lapha. But I still had hope

9. Mina too late. Donsi yani okuHairy, ngikukhisakhise. Letha phela indlebe ngikhothe, Jesu! Ibaba gamu ungathi yinhlaka yomvagazi. Eeeh ngenzeni? Ngapha umbala ulembale. Yiskotshi mdala ungabhalela iMaths. But as long ngingakafiki eNgozi Mine ngizaqinisela

10. Ngizame ukulahlisa ngikukhiphakhiphe izigqoko. Lakho kuyavuma kuzama uku impresa ubhudi weTown. Kugqoke leskhindi seLace. It's not lingerie but uMandiweni mdala. Ngisathi Good ngithole uMandiweni wakhona ubhalwe ECONOMIC FREEDOM FIGHTERS. Malema why unje kodwa🤣🤣

10. Ngizame ukulahlisa ngikukhiphakhiphe izigqoko. Lakho kuyavuma kuzama uku impresa ubhudi weTown. Kugqoke leskhindi seLace. It's not lingerie but uMandiweni mdala. Ngisathi Good ngithole uMandiweni wakhona ubhalwe ECONOMIC FREEDOM FIGHTERS. Malema why unje kodwa🤣🤣

11. Under different circumstances I would have laughed but I just wanted to salvage the moment. So I left her there and turned ngadinga ibox leliyana elileface kaCommissioner we Zec. Phela its good to play safe. Ungawongorori umuntu ngelihlo. Gqoka umncwado and be safe

12. Yazi suddenly ngizwe inwele zami zisukuma angani sekungene umkhoba endlini. Amadolo axege okuzwayo. Okuyinasinga lakho kulale. Sengiyathe ngena mncwado, iGear silele flat. When I turned back uHairy seku Airplane mode. Selithwasa. Sekushubile bafethu

13. I froze. Amehlo sebomvu gebhu ungathi ubekhwezela umtswiri omanzi. Ngenzeni? Ngizwe inkalakatha yeVoice yendoda ibhonga. Ithi "Vele mthetho wakho uyadelela wena swayini" uselebhesi uHairy eyedlula eyami. Uyabhonga. Uyabhodla uhlezi embhedeni. Athi buya lapha khemani

14. Mina ngazi nga. Back to default settings. Ngicabange oPapa nxa bexotsha amadimoni. Ngihle ngimdayivele intamo. Ngithi Fireee. Nothing. Freee. Zwi. Come out. Nya. Ngaze ngathi I Receive🤣🤣. Kushubile bafethu

15. Kwangifuqa okuswayini ngaya kuthi laxa phansi. Sengiyazame ukubaleka zalezale lami. I can't believe ngatshaywa ngumfazi onqunu. Kwangithrabha okuswayini. Eventually I managed to bolt out. Ngangena iganga. Ngasibathela ngaze ngaze ngaya breka eSasol Garage on the other side

16. Nonetheless uMalume is safe bazukulu noma nje engasalumanga ku Hairy. Trying times in our Nation but still we laugh. END
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