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Cloud Economics and AWS shitposting, which are the same thing.

Aug 21, 2020, 8 tweets

And it's twooting time with @mauilion and @IanColdwater for #TGIK.

TIL that @mauilion has a subtly different pronunciation of "Kubernetes" than I do.

Duffie: "kuber-NEAT-iss"

Me, depending upon my mood:
Kubernetes
Kubernetis
Cooper nets
KuBERneties
Kate's
K 8 s
Cubernetes
Kyoober nets
Kuiper Ned's
Kubernandos
Kuberkitties
Cue bernettes
Kubernoots
Koober neats
Kubernetix
Clueberneties
Cumberbatch

#TGIK

And now @IanColdwater gets asked what their favorite part of #KubeCon was.

They heroically don't mention the helicopter that's been station keeping overhead for months.

I am not so restrained.

Depending upon my mood, kubectl is:

Cube Cuddle
Cue-BECK-tel
Koob Control
Cube Control
see-you-bee-ee-sea-tee-el
The AWS CLI's Final Form

Now @IanColdwater has faded into the background, which is a sentence that has never been uttered before. #TGIK.

Now discussing the merits of pre-recorded talks. I'm in favor.

Now @mauilion is talking about firewall rules, in an apparent early audition to get a talk accepted at @RSAConference.

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