Arnab tonight: "IS THE SWIGGY ZOMATO LOBBY SUPPORTING RHEA GOLD-DIGGER CHAKRABORTY BY FEEDING HER PIZZA?"
Panelist: "Sir, it was Hummus. The delivery guy said Hummus."
Arnab: "Hummus. HUMMUS? A DISH FROM THE MIDDLE EAST? ARABIA?! DAWOOD!?!?! MUSLIM! OMG BIG EXPOSE IN SSR CASE!"
India TV: "Kya Rhea ke Rasode Mein Dawood tha? Janiye aaj raat Hummus ki delivery ka Sach!"
Anchor: "Hum pichle hafte dikha rahe the ki Dawood 2,32,138 baar pakda gaya hai, lekin aaj pata chala hai ki woh halaki Rhea ke Rasode mein HUMMUS phochane ki koshish mein laga tha!"
Sudhir: "Aaj hume dekhne ko mila ki ek delivery boy koi Pia ke ghar ke bahar ja pahucha. Zee News ki team ne chaan been karne ke baad pata kiya ki woh Pia nahi, balki RHEA ko delivery de raha tha. Kya ye ek naya kisam ka jihad 'deliver' ho raha hai? Chaliye karte hai DNA test."
(If any of these *actually* happen -- which won't be surprising at all -- do let me know who the sponsors of this shitshow are. Thanks!)
Don't even need to make stupid shit up for Times Now. They just do it themselves and put it out.
Thanks guys.
Ooh look! The Dawood angle.
So predictable.
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