Thread by @govindraj70

#Rahul_Gandhi: #The_True_Centrist

A Tribute to @RahulGandhi

The world is progressively getting divided between the Right and Left with each side getting more vicious than the other. Best example is the Rhea and Kangna story.
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While the Left is backing Rhea and rejoicing at Kangna's plight, the right is doing the exact opposite. Every issue has a Leftist view and Rightist view. The Center seems to have vanished. The moderate view appears to be lost in the clash of partisanship.
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That is where we can see hope in Rahul Gandhi, the perfect Centrist.

Look at him. He isn't perturbed by Kangna and Rhea doesn't worry him either. He is looking at the central or core aspect.
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"With Bollywood connected suppliers under the NCB scanner, where will my enlightenment come from ?" That is all he is thinking about. That is how a centrist thinks, to arrive at a middle path and a solution. Jawaab Ka Sawaal for the uninitiated.
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He was born to a half Parsee father from India and Roman Catholic mother from Italy. Going back a generation, he had paternal grandparents from Parsee community and Kashmiri Pandit community. Going back further might lead us to Babar and Mussolini too.
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With this diverse background, he still remains a Janeudhari Shiv Bhakt. That is Centrism in all its glory.

His upbringing had a strong foundation like Rajiv Gandhi Foundation.
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He grew up in the "middle" of Indira Gandhi Center for something, Jawaharlal Nehru Center for another thing and Motilal Nehru Center for something else. There were too many Centers centered around his #centrifeudal family. Thus it was a centrally Centrist upbringing.
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Ever since his grandmother married, the entire politics of Congress party centered around the surname. Even if they don't remember the man who gave them the surname, the surname remains central. That's how Rahul got his Centrist orientation.
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He is so much of a centrist, all his concentration is totally invested in the Central Government. Even when Congress lead State governments are bungling things up, his eyes and attention are firmly glued to the Central government.
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Even for the follies of China, Pakistan and Nepal, Rahul Gandhi holds the Central government responsible. Unflinching Centrist, we can call that.

His party, the nation, Rafale, escape velocity of Jupiter, global warming, recession or forest fires in the Amazon forests.
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Whatever be the issue, his family is Central to Rahul. Every issue is unmistakably centered around the welfare of his family. That once again proves him to be a perfect Centrist.
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A well known fact but lesser discussed scientific aspect about Rahul Gandhi is his uniquely #centripedal brain. Left and right, he can put both his feet in the mouth at the same time. People can be left brain dominant or right brain dominant.
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But Rahul has neither left brain nor right brain. His cranium is totally Centrist because of this amazing uniqueness. Thus he becomes a perfect Centrist even within the cranium.
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He is rear view mirror of the ship. He is the reverse gear of Rafale aircraft. He is the machine that turns Aaloo into Sona. He is the default program of central processing unit called India. He is the center of gravity of universe. He's vacuum and he's escape velocity.
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He's all that everyone else in not. @INCIndia supporters love him and @BJP4India supporters love him even more. To summarize, @RahulGandhi is the only true, complete and perfect Centrist we have in a hopelessly polarized world. #He_is_the_tunnel_at_the_end_of_light !
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