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Apr 21, 2023 • 10 tweets • 2 min read
Justice MoonCho and Gaay Pride
Banda: Your Honor, this cattle seller Chanda has cheated me. I wanted to buy two cows and paid him ₹ 1 Lakh for two cows. But he as sold me two bullocks. This is utter cheating...
Justice MoonCho: Why did you cheat him ?
Chanda: I have not cheated Your Honor. I sold him a pair of cattle for ₹ 1 Lakh.
Justice MoonCho: What nonsense ? I can clearly see two bullocks there in the image produced as evidence.
Dec 16, 2021 • 19 tweets • 4 min read
A True Story buried by our Historians
Shah Jahan married a beautiful 19 year old Arjumand Banu Begam as his second wife in 1612. They were engaged when she was just 13 as insisted by Noor Jehan, the consort of Jahangir..
She was given the title Mumtaz Mahal by Shah Jahan after their marriage.
Shah Jahan was voracious in love and presented Mumtaz with five children in five years. Hur-ul-Nisa Begum, Jahanara Begum, Dara Shikoh, Shah Shuja and Roshanara Begum.
With PM @narendramodi soon launching #BJPsVaccine" for #COVID19, we'll have to get used to "Vaccination Deaths" like those infamous #Demonetization_Deaths". Here is an attempt to compile a list of potential news reports during the vaccination drive.
1. 71 year old man collapses and dies, standing in serpentine queue during #Modi's ambitious vaccination.
2. 32year old Kerala youth dies 7 hours after vaccine. His bike was run over by a truck. His friends claimed, "He never had such accidents before taking the vaccine."
#Nehru: His great grandpa chanted #HindiChiniBhaiBhai and lost miles and miles of Indian land to China. He claimed, "Not a blade of grass grows there." He lost Pakistan Occupied Kashmir to Pakistan and turned Kashmir into hell on earth.
(1/N) #IndiraGandhi: His grandmother was planted as PM of India by USSR by eliminating Lal Bahadur Shastri. It was KGB that lorded over India during all those years of the Iron Lady's rule. Emergency was clamped USSR backing and Indira did not utter one word against interference.
Warning: #Hash_tags in this article are purely coincidental and aren't meant to be taken seriously. Do not Google their meanings. You will end up on same page.
While the whole Hindu Right Wing is baying for Deepika Padukone's blood, I have a different take. I cannot shun this responsibility to post my thoughts about Deepika. I advocate no #Hash_Tea actions against her. Let me elaborate.
@INCIndia, #Communists, Liberals, Intellectuals, Church groups and Islamists are trending National Unemployment Day on PM @narendramodi's birthday. The media aligned with the Ecosystem is playing it up. But we cannot fault them.
Unemployment definitely has hit the Ecosystem hard, real hard.
The Bollywood Intellectuals aren't getting whopping subsidies for their Anti-India movies anymore. How can they produce more such movies ?
"This is ridiculous. Hero worship has sunk to insane depths. Modi-maniacs have turned him into a cult hero and they have become a cult. This is disastrous for the ordinary people, democracy and the nation." #HappyBdayNaMo
Seeing these kind of messages. Lots of them today. Some even posted on my wall. A little trespassing on the walls of these people turned into a bender-reveal party. I could see the which way they bend and their cults too.
People might criticize #Congress and its leadership for the miserable numbers when it comes to seats the party has won in recent years. But nobody can deny @INCIndia is the only one party that is truly national and centrist like #RahulGandhi.
Numbers don't tell the real story. Actions speak louder than words.
The world is progressively getting divided between the Right and Left with each side getting more vicious than the other. Best example is the Rhea and Kangna story.
While the Left is backing Rhea and rejoicing at Kangna's plight, the right is doing the exact opposite. Every issue has a Leftist view and Rightist view. The Center seems to have vanished. The moderate view appears to be lost in the clash of partisanship.
There isn't something on this earth which Subramanian Swamy doesn't know. Neither is there something he hasn't done.
Here is an attempt to put together, the contributions of #SubramanianSwamy ji in a series of Tweets
The Chinese aren't scared of the God in the sky or the Devil under the earth. But they are scared of a foreigner who knows Chinese. Subramanian Swamy knows Chinese.
Perfection is a mirage. But the journey in search of perfection is a road worth traveling. Everyone from parents to spouses to children and friends, all of them have taught us something in that journey.
Continued... Long thread #Part1
Every moment is a learning experience if we keep our eyes open. Even strangers can leave with unforgettable lessons. Hence I salute everyone who has touched my life in this journey of five decades in pursuit of perfection. #part2
Ever since I came to Kerala in January 1995, I have been told, Onam is celebration of Mahabali, fondly called Maveli by Malayalees. It is my 26th Onam in Kerala and the Leftist distortion of Onam has gone to the levels of...
online hooliganism against anyone celebrating or wishing Vamana Jayanti.
Go to any social media platform and check how "motivated" Malayalees attack anyone wishing Vamana Jayanti like a pack of rabid wolves...
#ShivamVij, the "Intellectual Left Liberal" journalist wrote this hilariously ironical piece on Prashant Bhushan. He compared Bhushan to #Gandhi and #Mandela. #1ofN
"Prashant Bhushan's refusal to apologize puts him in the same league as Gandhi and Mandela" he wrote after Bhushan claimed he won't apologize to the Supreme Court in the Contempt of Court case against him. #2ofN
Supporters of #IndianNationalCongress claim, their party gave India the freedom at midnight. They know not the fact that the INC underwent several episodes of fission throughout the post Independence period. #Part1
Original Congress had "Tricolor with Charkha" as the flag from 1931 to 1947. After 1947, it was given up as Congress became a political party from a freedom movement.
Nehru's Congress had "Two bullocks with a plough" as the symbol from 1952. #part2
It is birth anniversary of the original #RaGa. #RajivGandhi was born on 20th August. I am inspired to write this after looking at Congress relaunching Rahul in Rajiv mood with a new wig and new set of artificial dentures. #Part1
Rajiv wasn't just original RaGa. He was the original Pappu too. What Rahul is doing today for the BJP, Rajiv began that process in 1985. He laid the foundation stone for the phenomenal growth of #BJP from two seats to 330 plus. #Part2
This is 1994 movie #Gopi_Kishen. Sunil Shetty plays double role. A bumbling Police Constable Gopi and a gangster Kishen. Tinku, the son of Gopi after seeing both Gopi and Kishen in different places around same time starts wailing,... #1_N
"Mere Do Do Baap" or "I have two fathers".
Right from 1947, our western neighbor has suffered this confusion faced by the boy Tinku in Gopi Kishen. They've always had multiple fathers. America, Saudi Arabia and UAE among others in the past... #2_N
There are Hindus defending this guy called Naveen who purportedly posted a slanderous post against the Prophet of one religion, because someone from that religion posted an obnoxious message against Gods of his religion. #Part1
Let me place a rough statistic here. There are no less than 5,000 Pages on Facebook and no less than 2 Million Facebook accounts posting obnoxious stuff against Hindus, Hindu Gods and India. There are Pakistanis, Bangladeshis and Indians in these groups. #part2