Conan Moore, hypnogogic pugilist 🔰 Profile picture
The Idea of Progress is to use empirical reasoning to improve the human condition.

Sep 14, 2020, 7 tweets

First they came for the hipsters. But everyone else was a hipster but me, so I went after the hipsters too.

Then they came for the fat people, but you can't see I'm overweight on my avi, so I'm #FatPeopleHate.

Then they came for the children, arguably the most oppressed people in the planet, but I'm #ChildFree so I vented my hate for them on reddit.

Then they came for the white progressives, but bitch better bring my money, so I said nothing.

Then they came for the TERFs, but I don't really grock human biology, so I was like wha?

Then they came for the Orange Man. And they weren't even wrong. And even if I wasn't silent, who could hear me in all that noise?

Now they're coming for the vast majority of the rest of us, and though there are still plenty around to speak, few people seem to have a spine. Ngl it's like an episode of the Twilight Zone.

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