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Sep 15, 2020, 6 tweets

Time for aπŸ­πŸ§†πŸ§πŸ’πŸ¨ #TuesdayTreat.

Be led by David Eastwood, VC Birmingham as he takes you through university buildings:

'Safe for staff, safe for students to return'! #Covid19

Check out Sir David in his visor...Great marketing for the university! 1.

Check out Sir David in his face mask...Also great marketing for the university! 😷🦹 2.

Sir David then takes you to the door of his office... 3. πŸ‘¨β€πŸ’ΌπŸšͺπŸͺŸ

...and then through his Executive Assistant's room...But his Executive assistant isn't sitting in her chair...Where is she?
πŸ₯ΈπŸ§4.

'You're not at your desk! Why are you not at your desk?'

(She's not at her desk because it's not possible for her to social distance when visitors walk through the office. So she's had to get up and stand, pressed up against the window.) 5.

Bit concerning social distancing can't be maintained in VC's office without such manoeuvres...

Wonder what rest of campus is gonna be like?

Anyhow, enjoy mise-en-scene of this 8 min David Eastwood video special at your leisure...πŸ“ΊπŸŽ₯🎞️ 🀷
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