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Eminent Nonentity. Mughal Historian. The new authority on Mughal contributions to India.

Sep 17, 2020, 14 tweets

#National_Unemployment_Day

@INCIndia, #Communists, Liberals, Intellectuals, Church groups and Islamists are trending National Unemployment Day on PM @narendramodi's birthday. The media aligned with the Ecosystem is playing it up. But we cannot fault them.
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Unemployment definitely has hit the Ecosystem hard, real hard.

The Bollywood Intellectuals aren't getting whopping subsidies for their Anti-India movies anymore. How can they produce more such movies ?
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@ndtv, @IndiaToday, @aajtak have been dethroned from top of BARC ratings by @republic and @TimesNow. With BARCing rights gone, what will those people do ?

From fixing Ministerial berths to #MoJo, the Radia-ting journalists have come closer to eradication. Won't it hurt ?
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The Communists, who wielded immeasurable power in Delhi have been reduced to running a few universities, cashew factory unions and Kerala. Sitaram Yechuri has to beg the Wayanad Congress MP for re-entry into Rajyasabha in spite of being the ruling party in Kerala.
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Stone pelting, the most lucrative job in Kashmir until 2018, has been almost completely kaboomed by Modi. Thousands of jobs lost there.

"Eminent Historians", who used to dictate to us how we should think, too have become jobless...
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With people thinking for themselves, the Eminent Historians, intellectuals, poets, artists and standup comedians have suffered severe cuts in their income.

The long flourishing middlemen have suffered the worst fate...
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Be it Rafale or Russian defense deal, the agents have been eliminated from places where they ruled the roost during Congress rule.

Even small scale middlemen, who earned their livelihood by bringing daily wages workers under MNREGA scheme have almost entirely lost jobs.
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With MNREGA payments going directly to Aadhaar linked accounts, thousands of 'Agents' lost their jobs.

The busiest Litigation Lawyer in India has been cut down to the size of a one rupee coin by the Supreme Court...
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With litigations falling by the wayside, that field too is heading towards severe unemployment.

The hitherto "Conscience keepers of the nation", who used to tell us when to hang our heads in shame too are facing extinction...
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With merciless Bhakts deciding to keep their eyes and ears open and head erect, the 'hangers of our heads' are getting elbowed out.

"Aman Ki Asha" brigade that thrived all these years with annual Wagah border visits and Karachi wine parties on Government expenditure...
(10/N)

...they have become completely jobless.

Black money hoarders, fake currency rackets, drug peddlers, Mao Terrorists and Urban Naxals too have taken severe drubbing and large number of jobs have been wiped out.
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Devegouda's family, Karunanidhi's family, Chandrababu Naidu's family and Lalu Yadav's family; so many of these people have lost their jobs; lock, stock and barrel.

We will never really be able to prepare an exhaustive list of all those who have lost jobs.
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Most importantly, Modi has robbed a remote control from an old, ailing widow and snatched a chair she wanted to gift her mentally retarded son. The family income has taken a severe beating. So much so, son is surviving by selling Chinese propaganda stuff to make ends meet.
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@narendramodi can never understand the pain all these unemployed people are undergoing. They have lost their "entitlement" and Modi doesn't understand what it meant to all these people. #Unentitlement is unemployment and hence the #NationalUnemploymentDay17Sept
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