Thread by @paushinski

Meeting has kicked off.

And no. We are not kwa Kibanda ya 108. Tuko main House ya 108.

Also, msee wa SQv108 has not been invited for this meeting.

178 & Mama Tuyu are the chairs.

#SafeIsSmart

The following are at the meeting.
1. Intercessory Lady
2. Mama Tuyu
3. Baba Tuyu
4. Tuyu
5. 188
6. Mr & Mrsc135
7. 230
8. Min Moraa & Baba Moraa
9. Treasurer
10. Mrs 178
11. Gava Guy's Wife.
12. Me
13. Mr & Mrs 108.

I have volunteered to Acting Secretary.

#ChaiHaitakiUzembe

The Intercessory Lady has started with a word of Prayer.

Amesema Mungu atusaidie tushinde vita dhidi ya adui mkuu.

Me I just said Amen.

Mama Tuyu amesema kabla mambo mingi tukunywe chai.

188 has asked something I don't understand? 'Kiapo ni nini?'

He has asked, 'Kwa nini chai kwanza. Kwani ni kiapo tunataka kula? Ama hiyo ni pastry ya Waswahili?

Juu ni kama nataka kuionja.

KIAPO IS AN OATH.

Walahi?

😭😭😭

Mama Tuyu is threatening us. Ati we can't speak about this meeting.

Tumeambiwa tukiongea tutajue yeye ni nani?

I want to fight somebody. What is this?

Nimepatia Tuyu chai yangu. Me I am full. And as the secretary I cannot multi task.

Intercessory Lady has said that 188 is being disillusional. And that he is usually drinking at the pub so she doesn't understand why this tea is bothering him.

188 amejam.

Min Moraa wants the meeting to continue. Yuko na shughuli ngware.

Tuyu ameambiwa 'rudishia Baba Twins hiyo kijikombe.' Sikunywi Chai Mimi.

Mrs 178 is explaining the agenda.

1. We need to get everyone to agree that we are removing 256 as Estate Chairperson.

2. We are opening new bank accounts so that service teams' salaries are not delayed.

Mrs. 135 wants to discuss house helps who just stand at the main gate.

Mrs 135 is asking where Mr 178 is

We have not even spoken about the first agenda.

Eish. Why is it sooooo hard?

Gava Guy's Wife has gone. Min Moraa is also leaving.

Why????

Mrs. 178 has closed the meeting. She has said she is postponing it to Saturday.

We will be notified.

Gosh.