either they are BACK or this is a SECOND PAIR OF LEGS
me, haunted by the dumpster legs
I know a lot of you really want me to go grab those legs and I am considering it
So I went to go grab them but there was someone in the parking lot and I am a shy and jittery person, so to allay suspicion I walked around the block and came back
Same person was in the parking lot. Gave me a look that said “I see you, criminal”
So now I’m back home
Debating whether to return under cover of night, like a completely normal person just out to pick up a pair of plastic legs
Tried to explain to an irl person why I need the legs and they were just like “well good luck”
It turns out there is no classy way to carry the lower half of a plastic person
the same person who saw me earlier CAME OUT OF THE BUILDING as I was scuttling out of the parking lot
and he said in a gravelly voice “I’m glad SOMEBODY wanted those legs”
and I said “*I* wanted them”
and it was a moment of pure and beautiful connection between strangers
okay now I have the legs so uh
it turns out it’s weirdly awkward to Lysol a mannequin’s crotch
ideas for what to do now
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