sorry WHAT. we built this city out of refuse discarded by incomprehensible beings from another ecosystem. and the remains of our prey.

I love that the Sumerians had invented metaphor but not subtlety *one-handledly jamming a stylus into clay* FILL MY CHURN WITH CHEESE. FILL IT.

ain't i a stinker I love how some depictions of the beast out of the sea are like "look at this fucked up thing" and others are like "ew catholics"

Keke looks great but honestly, I'm already bored I am into Anna Wintour's weird floral thing though

Impeachment Part Deux: Le Bougalou Éléctrique time to watch it die in the senate I guess but oh my god the RUSH

time for Breaking Dawn 2: Son of Twilight Kellen Lutz will forever be Lutz’s nephew to me.

after a change of plans the little sister and I are watching Breaking Dawn 1 now, can’t wait to see the end of this saga can you even call it a saga if nobody rips open their shirt and slaps their bare boob with a sword

Time to watch Eclipse! I feel good about this. I feel great. Oh no a hampsum man is in dangerrrr

time for baby sister and I to watch New Moon

I wish I could have high hopes but let’s just say after the first one I’m not very

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sanguine yes I’m sure everyone got the blood puns out of their system back in 2008 or whatever but *I* didn’t

I was neutral on this before but I am turning into an advocate for Tolkien That Fucks just to spite everyone who is melting down over the thought of some characters getting their mines explored This is not a principled stance because I would go the other way just as easily if the situation were somehow reversed (“HOW DARE THEY TAKE THE SEX OUT OF TOLKIEN”)

watching twilight for the first time with my baby sister, can’t wait to see them sparkly vamps I like that she’s carrying a cactus. A little shred of Arizona to take to her new home

just realized that “booted as if for a journey on horseback” means that Boromir showed up to the Council of Elrond in heels AND a bejeweled collar

GBBO cake bust challenge let’s go everyone is

hm

let’s say “very ambitious”

now I shall watch Eraserhead for the first time this is a minor thing but I think few directors have ever captured texture quite as well as David Lynch

meanwhile, in the world of fashion, I love Schiaparelli so much

at last, a complete family portrait the rulers

nephew got a hold of my sister’s phone during FaceTime he very excitedly pointed out his sister several times, said he had been playing Candyland with grandma, and told me that he had asked grandma:
1- why is there smoke
2- why is there a fire
3- why is there a space needle

I'm not calling this a hoax but I am going to politely note that it is set in Times New Roman, which was not created until the 1930s

https://twitter.com/Nikhilv95/status/1309160299002462209

like of course someone could have found the joke and done this to it, but if that's the case I demand AUTHENTICITY

the first Tchaikovsky I ever listened to besides the Nutcracker was his sixth symphony and the CD liner notes reported that it may have been intended to portray the love between two men so I just sort of always assumed everyone else already knew he was gay there are rumors (probably false) that his death was actually because people found out he was gay and forced him to commit suicide

either they are BACK or this is a SECOND PAIR OF LEGS me, haunted by the dumpster legs

what a relief to have the city obscured by rain rather than smoke