Jared Pechaček Profile picture
It's pronounced PECK-a-check. He/him. Art: https://t.co/dBaCTzw1q4 Store: https://t.co/ULvu8Ci64P Patreon: https://t.co/3j3rayooyY
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May 28 10 tweets 3 min read
sorry WHAT. Image we built this city out of refuse discarded by incomprehensible beings from another ecosystem. and the remains of our prey. Image
Jan 27, 2022 6 tweets 1 min read
I love that the Sumerians had invented metaphor but not subtlety Image *one-handledly jamming a stylus into clay* FILL MY CHURN WITH CHEESE. FILL IT.
Jan 25, 2022 34 tweets 14 min read
ain't i a stinker ImageImage I love how some depictions of the beast out of the sea are like "look at this fucked up thing" and others are like "ew catholics" ImageImageImageImage
Sep 13, 2021 165 tweets 38 min read
Keke looks great but honestly, I'm already bored I am into Anna Wintour's weird floral thing though
Jan 13, 2021 4 tweets 1 min read
Impeachment Part Deux: Le Bougalou Éléctrique time to watch it die in the senate I guess but oh my god the RUSH
Oct 7, 2020 106 tweets 7 min read
time for Breaking Dawn 2: Son of Twilight Kellen Lutz will forever be Lutz’s nephew to me.
Oct 7, 2020 105 tweets 6 min read
after a change of plans the little sister and I are watching Breaking Dawn 1 now, can’t wait to see the end of this saga can you even call it a saga if nobody rips open their shirt and slaps their bare boob with a sword
Oct 6, 2020 80 tweets 5 min read
Time to watch Eclipse! I feel good about this. I feel great. Oh no a hampsum man is in dangerrrr
Oct 6, 2020 110 tweets 8 min read
time for baby sister and I to watch New Moon

I wish I could have high hopes but let’s just say after the first one I’m not very


sanguine yes I’m sure everyone got the blood puns out of their system back in 2008 or whatever but *I* didn’t
Oct 5, 2020 11 tweets 2 min read
I was neutral on this before but I am turning into an advocate for Tolkien That Fucks just to spite everyone who is melting down over the thought of some characters getting their mines explored This is not a principled stance because I would go the other way just as easily if the situation were somehow reversed (“HOW DARE THEY TAKE THE SEX OUT OF TOLKIEN”)
Oct 5, 2020 84 tweets 6 min read
watching twilight for the first time with my baby sister, can’t wait to see them sparkly vamps I like that she’s carrying a cactus. A little shred of Arizona to take to her new home
Oct 4, 2020 4 tweets 1 min read
just realized that “booted as if for a journey on horseback” means that Boromir showed up to the Council of Elrond in heels AND a bejeweled collar
Oct 4, 2020 49 tweets 3 min read
GBBO cake bust challenge let’s go everyone is


let’s say “very ambitious”
Oct 3, 2020 11 tweets 1 min read
now I shall watch Eraserhead for the first time this is a minor thing but I think few directors have ever captured texture quite as well as David Lynch
Oct 2, 2020 6 tweets 2 min read
meanwhile, in the world of fashion, Image I love Schiaparelli so much
Oct 2, 2020 8 tweets 3 min read
at last, a complete family portrait ImageImage the rulers Image
Sep 29, 2020 4 tweets 1 min read
nephew got a hold of my sister’s phone during FaceTime Image he very excitedly pointed out his sister several times, said he had been playing Candyland with grandma, and told me that he had asked grandma:
1- why is there smoke
2- why is there a fire
3- why is there a space needle
Sep 25, 2020 6 tweets 1 min read
I'm not calling this a hoax but I am going to politely note that it is set in Times New Roman, which was not created until the 1930s like of course someone could have found the joke and done this to it, but if that's the case I demand AUTHENTICITY
Sep 24, 2020 5 tweets 1 min read
the first Tchaikovsky I ever listened to besides the Nutcracker was his sixth symphony and the CD liner notes reported that it may have been intended to portray the love between two men so I just sort of always assumed everyone else already knew he was gay there are rumors (probably false) that his death was actually because people found out he was gay and forced him to commit suicide
Sep 21, 2020 14 tweets 3 min read
either they are BACK or this is a SECOND PAIR OF LEGS Image me, haunted by the dumpster legs Image
Sep 20, 2020 5 tweets 2 min read
what a relief to have the city obscured by rain rather than smoke Image Image