Ian Dunt Profile picture
Liberal extremist. Find me on BlueSky.

Sep 22, 2020, 11 tweets

Johnson will be up to announce new covid restrictions in the Commons in a bit parliamentlive.tv/Event/Index/0a…

I'm supposed to be delivering a best man speech at a wedding this weekend, so I'm taking a stronger-than-usual personal interest.

Common sense. Drink.

Human shield around our NHS. Drink.

Keeping universities open strikes me as quite, quite mad.

Table service only requirement in pubs and restaurants confirmed, alongside 10pm closing time.

Ok - weddings reduced to 15.

£200 penalty for mask or Rule of Six breaches.

Lightly announces the possibility that he'll bring in the military.

Just as well we're staying in the UK this year for Christmas. In Latino terms, the rule of six would mean hanging out with a tenth of your cousins.

The way he slipped the military element in there was quite alarming.

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