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Cloud Economics and AWS shitposting, which are the same thing.

Sep 23, 2020, 11 tweets

Roses are red
Sunflowers are tall

Roses stay red
Whether expert or beginner
People like shitposts

Roses are red
My mind is a sieve

If you think someone’s foxy
Try to ask for their digits

Some pets are useful
My dog is a schmoo

My Twitter gets weird
After weekday nightfall

People are braver
When using a proxy

When the pager goes off
But you aren’t on call

Mostly we’re friends
But sometimes we fight

Name your favorite band
And why it’s The Bangles

I’m usually tame
But when frisky I’ll risk it
But don’t believe me—ask

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