“Gee, Fudge, you were renowned for your taste in bourbon and your nigh-prescient horse race gambling skills, why did you leave Kentucky?”
Because, Mr Strahmann, the minute Beshear was elected by an off season surge of Louisville voters, I knew fuckery was afoot.
I
Was
Right
I remain the ONLY motherfucker, I repeat, the ONLY motherfucker, that talks about how hundreds of thousands of votes magically turned up in 2019 IN Louisville ONLY voting on the governor race.
Secretary of State and the AG of KY were both dems then. Beshear was the AG.
KY off-year elections don’t have a high turnout historically. The surge of Louisville voters brought the vote to 2016 levels. No one thought this was odd, apparently. No one questioned why these hundreds of thousands of votes only voted in the governor race. Except me.
So, I left Kentucky, and now I get people asking why I left, as Louisville burns and the state is soon going to hit a hard fucking depression as economic activity in its three biggest cities are dead, one is burning, and its industry (bourbon and auto manufacture) isn’t happening
It doesn’t matter what state you’re in: you elect a Dem governor, and this is the shit you get.
Fuck Louisville
It’s shitty, it’s the child trafficking capitol of the US, and the city is so corrupt that its college basketball team hiring prostitutes for recruits is a high point
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