We put an all-star band together featuring @HarMarSuperstar, @elijann, and @sethtino to record @agentmule's soft-rock protest song: IXNAY (The Subpoeña Colada Song).
Download the full song for just $1 with all proceeds supporting our efforts to #GOTV
ixnaypac.org/merch/digital-…
@HarMarSuperstar @elijann @sethtino @agentmule LYRICS:
I was tired of his WINNING
We'd been losing too long
MAGA bullshit from beginning
Was time for Trump to be gone.
With everyday our country reeling
A thought crept into my head
Instead of burning down DC
I wrote these lyrics instead.
@HarMarSuperstar @elijann @sethtino @agentmule If you like Subpoeña Coladas,
And getting caught in Ukraine;
If you're pushing General Barr
To wreck what's left of DOJ
If you like tweeting out at midnight,
And ignoring your fate;
Joe's the answer you've looked for,
Just endorse him and #IXNAY.
@HarMarSuperstar @elijann @sethtino @agentmule Now Rupert Holmes is a hero
I'd hate to ruin his song
But this Cheeto tinted nightmare
Deserves the Chuck Barris' gong.
So I wrestled with my conscience
And checked in with my God(s)
They agreed, it was unanimous.
Fuck this grifter —but hard.
@HarMarSuperstar @elijann @sethtino @agentmule (So) If you like Subpoeña Coladas,
And getting caught in Ukraine;
If you're pushing General Barr
To wreck what's left of DOJ
If you like tweeting out at midnight,
And ignoring your fate;
Joe's the answer you've looked for,
Just endorse him and IXNAY.
@HarMarSuperstar @elijann @sethtino @agentmule Yes I like Subpoeña Coladas,
But want you out of my brain,
Just retreat to Mar-a-Largo
With Melania and cocaine.
You can cheat on your golf course
And enjoy your well done steak
Joe Biden is your replacement
Cuz you're FIRED and IXNAY'D!
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@HarMarSuperstar @elijann @sethtino @agentmule Download for a buck! All proceeds go toward our efforts to get out the vote! ixnaypac.org/merch/digital-…
Cough cough. Sorry, that was meant to say @djejnyc!
Hell, download it for free / pay what you want over at @Bandcamp ixnaypac.bandcamp.com/releases
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