Thread by @BroStreetJoy

1/I’m gonna dig on someone that pisses me the fuck off

John “Fucking” Cusack

There’s communism & blood sacrifice

& even Adre\n0 Chr0me connections coming

But let’s start with when I realized I hate this motherfucker

Photo 1 started it, photo 2 solidified it

Fuck him

2/ Some of you likely know his goofy sister Joan

Turns out all 5 siblings are actors. Crazy right?

But in order to understand the rotten apple, let’s look at the shitty tree

Aka his parents

I’ll just get right to the big opening:

3/ His father, aptly named Dick, was a US Army soldier who served in the Philippines

Then roomed with “Peace Activist” Philip F. Berrigan

A former Priest who married a Nun

Who Harvested (supposedly) his own blood & blood of chickens

For a “sacrificial blood-pouring protest”

4/ Daddy Dick was a playwright & smalltime actor who won an Emmy for

...An educational film about abortion (they’ll hand that shit out to anyone, eh?)

&

“heavily influenced” John Fucking Cusack in matters of politics

Thanks, Dick.

You raised a commie traitor.

5/ Mom Ann Nancy Cusack was also a “huge anti-war protestor”

All five kids become actors though, that is interesting

John Fucking
Joan
Ann
Susan
Bill

“They think you will follow the STARS”

Commies playing the odds?

I’d say John hit it big, which brings me to his connections:

6/ Here’s a famous photo of Johnny Fucking with

Hunter S Thompson
&
Johnny Depp

Interesting pairing that - looks like a wild night

Thing is, I wrote about those two once before

You know what Hunter introduced to the masses?

A_D/REN0
CH/R0M3

Know who played him?

Johnny Depp