Hello. I am a very, very white cop. An extremely white cop. Just look at me. What are the odds I will be mean to a random black person for just being in your white neighborhoods? Like, 100%, right? Trust me, I will punch first, ask for ID later. I am such a white cop.
Trump 2020.
The best quote is by Officer Actual Piggy at the 10-second mark: "If Joe Biden is elected, it is just going to continue."
Where by "it", Officer Lotsa Bacon means "this thing that has been going on on Donald Trump's watch."
To recap.
Officer Sons O'Anarchy: "I have been roughing up black suspects and random black people for a gajillion years here in Asswipe PD. The next time I am giving a black pedestrian a ruptured spleen with a bike chain, I need to know I have the President of the USA on my side"
Officer Mafia Guy: "Listen here, you. Dem no good riotin' coloreds only gonna get demselves mo' encouraged wid dis Joe Biden mamalook not sayin' nothin'"
Officer Deadeye Killer: "Know what? I'll just go ahead and call them "these people." And the last thing we want "these people" to have is power. Can I do the okey-dokey finger thing on camera?"
Officer 1964-1978 Cold Cases in Alabama And You Can't Prove Shit: "If you don't elect the racist guy, your children in your homes are gettin' raped immediately. I am not exaggerating. Literally raped. I will let you picture this now. Yes, by black people."
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