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The dapperest of ducks. I mock and I know things. QAnon analysis featured in Vice, Newsweek, Daily Mail, CBS News. Find me on Bluesky & Mastodon (@journa.host)

Oct 2, 2020, 10 tweets

dear lord they think it's The Storm

There's absolutely no way this can backfire, fellas, so I would suggest going 100% all in, maybe sell your house or whatever

really, guys, get your hopes even higher up, this is going to work out for you this time

HIGHER

HIGHER I SAY

YES, YES THAT'S IT-- CLAIM IT'S HAPPENING TOMORROW

this one's insanely convoluted-- that Trump's tweet timing was a signal that QAnon's long-promised pictures of Obama shooting the American flag with an AK47 are about to come out

I love it

there's still atmosphere above you

get those hopes higher

higher I say

UPDATE: ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha h

HIGHER

HIGHER

HIGHER

ALMOST THERE

YES

THIS IS IT

THIS IS TOTALLY IT

YOU MADE IT, PATRIOT

THEY'RE STILL ASCENDING, TOSSING OUT SANDBAGS TO REACH AN ALTITUDE PREVIOUSLY UNDREAMT OF, SOON THEY MAY HAVE THEIR HOPES AT THE MAXIMUM POSSIBLE HEIGHT

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