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Comedian, fair & brutal, self-aware & oblivious, pragmatically delusional. Independent & codependent. Account managed by the Titus Team.

Oct 3, 2020, 11 tweets

I’m gonna reveal the deep state conspiracy. And why only republicans are getting covid.

It’s been going on since March.

All of the smartest and most elite people are in on it.

We got together and chose to do something that would save our lives.

We didn’t tell anyone.

Together, as a group of leftist, kale eating, identifying as what we want, libtards we decided

After looking at the science.

And listening to a deep state genius virologist.

We made the live saving decision.

To wear masks.

You fukn morons.

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