I would read a 10,000 word article just on how this location was selected for Rudy's press conference.
Is this really what happened? Our timeline is dumb, but is it THAT dumb?
A future historical landmark for the final days of Trump tour
Veep-level madness if true
@Fahrenthold, the world needs a tick-tock on this
plausible
that's the rationale at the end - how do they end up making the call? i'm pretty confident there are other secure locations off I-95
This has to be a cover story - there's no way Giuliani and Lewandowski planned it there originally. Totally implausible. There are lots of places in the Philly region where people wouldn't be cheering.
Just gets weirder and weirder
I will not rest until we get the full story.
Just utterly implausible.
1. We need a friendly secure location off I-95.
2. ???
3. Four Seasons Total Landscaping!
Another theory
Still the most plausible account
I'm told it's near NE Philadelphia Airport. Possibly convenient for Giuliani if he's getting on a private plane? Still, other options than in front of a landscaping business
Between an adult bookstore and a cremation center!
The back parking lot!
The best comedy of the 2020 election and it's not close
I would buy merch
OMG someone already did it
I am awaiting my shirt. In the meantime, all of us call out to you, journalists...
OMG. @Olivianuzzi was born to write the **** out of this story. Spare no details!
This was me last night
Available for use for all your bizarre end-of-campaign press conference needs!
Shade
Lol
What a time to be alive
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