Anyone else feel like each time we see a new video from Donald Trump Jr. he's desended one sub-basement deeper into a subterranean cavern stocked to the ceiling on each floor with whatever it is that makes him sweaty, puffy, bloodshot-eyed, and prone to affecting a strange drawl?
If I were someone who cared about Donald Trump Jr.'s health—which candidly I'm ambivalent about—I'd tell him to get some fresh air and maybe record a video from a meadow or something talking about the Great Outdoors rather than how his family can continue to degrade our democracy
I mean... yikes?
If Donald Trump Jr. keeps on in this vein and moves down a few additional subbasements and grows his hair out a bit he'll be able to play a gully dwarf extra when they finally make a film version of Weis and Hickman's DRAGONS OF AUTUMN TWILIGHT as they should've done 25 years ago
Just when you think you know where my threads are going... 😉
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