We are now a month into Biden's Communist America. Has your Republican wife been hauled off to an abortion camp? Are your guns being melted down for gay dildos by Planned Parenthood? Is your local police officer forced to do beer runs for Black Panthers?
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I am an oil industry Marine who has served his nation bravely in places like Hungary and Canada. Today, I and hundreds of millions of working Americans like me have found ourselves out of a job because of Biden's Paris deal. I am reduced to serving lattes to college professors.
I am a single mother in Iowa who loves my country, Jesus and Freedom fries with lots of ketchup, not necessarily in this order. I can't sleep at night because Biden's Communist America is getting chummy with Iran and is fixing to bomb Israel where my god was born. I cry every day
I am a suburban housewife with 6 towheaded kids. Ever since Biden stole elections and unleashed inner-city mobs into my leafy American-dream neighborhood, all of my sons are selling crack and little Sallie is on her second pregnancy. My poor husband Jim is at his wits' end.
I am an adorable white chile from Alabammie. Ever since bad uncle Joe made Christmas illegal, I can't get any more Barbie Dollies, and my pet hamster College Football has died from socialized medicine. Please, bring back papa Trump or I will grow up to be a prostitute.
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