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Writer. Feminist. Snack-enthusiast. James Beard Award-winning weirdo. Author, IF YOU CAN'T TAKE THE HEAT (March 2024). She/Her.

Feb 22, 2021, 15 tweets

Everyone's really upset at Meghan McCain for wanting to skip the vaccine line, but I want to talk about how her hair makes me hungry.

Ahem.

Meghan McCain's hairstyles as dessert. A thread.

The Sarah Bernhardt.

The Pink Pearl Cupcake.

The Knotted Bun.

The Palmier.

The Golden Syrup Cake.

The Cardamom Bun.

The Subtle Pastry Braid.

The babka wreath.

The Challah at Fauci.

The Russian Butter Cookie.

I could not disagree with her politics more, but she is making some brave culinary choices with her locks and as someone who has rocked the double bun in recent history, I salute that kind of courage.

Okay, I have not gotten NEARLY enough work done today but I can't stop thinking about desserts and also hair, so maybe just a couple more?

Kadaif.

The cream horn.

The cinnamon twist.

And lastly, of course:

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