In honor of this being the 10th anniversary of the first airing of #GameofThrones in the US
and in honor of me not wanting to do any work today because my cat died
I bring you #Muppets: Game of Thrones
At the rate GRRM is selling out, this will happen within 18 months
Kermit as Ned Stark
Baby Kermit as Jon Snow
Original Miss Piggy as Cersei Lannister
platinum piggy as Daenerys
Scooter as Robb Stark
Sophie Turner as Sansa (come on, you know there are always some human actors in the mix)
Prairie Dawn as Arya
this is way harder than I thought, I'm going to post this so I don't screw up and accidentally delete
Robin The Brave as Bran
Baby Scooter as Rickon Stark
and now for the Lannister/Baratheon clan
Fozzie as King Robert
Jack Gleeson as Joffrey
Baby Miss Piggy as Myrcella
Walter as Tommen
Hoggie Marsh as Tywin
Link Hogthrob as Jaime Lannister
Peter Dinklage as Tyrion
Julius Strangepork as Grandmaester Pycelle
Oh no I almost forgot Catelyn, that's because I hate Catelyn
Janice as Catelyn
The evil version of Janice, called "Janooce", as Lysa Arryn
Baby Gonzo as Robyn Arryn
Jason Momoa as Khal Drogo
Bobo the Bear as Jorah
After Robert Baratheon's death Fozzie will appear again as Sam Tarly, providing much needed comic relief
Kira the Gelfling as Gilly
Baby Fozzie as Gilly's baby
Rose Leslie as Ygritte
Bip Bipidotta as Tormund Giantsbane
how long will this go on, you may ask?
UNTIL
Sam the Eagle as Stannis
slightly exasperated Grover as Davos
Wicked Witch of the East Piggy as Melisandre
Sir Didymus as Beric Dondarrion
Gonzo as Walder Frey, and the chickens as the many many many Frey offspring
Obsequious Skexis Chamberlain as Littlefinger
Dr. Bunsen Honeydew as Varys
Beaker as Hodor, only instead of saying Hodor, he just says "meep"
Gwendolyn Christie as Brienne of Tarth
Probably should not have attempted this project on a day when Twitter is being an a-hole, but here we are
The Junk Lady from Labyrinth as Olenna Tyrell
Bert and Ernie as Renly and Loras
My Word, how many people are in this show, I haven't even gotten to my second fave character yet
here is my least fave character Ramsay Bolton (booo) as played by Animal
Quiet, but still every bit a monster - Herry as Roose Bolton
Aunt Taminella as Mirri Maz Duur
I can't find a picture of the guy who makes wildfire, but he should definitely be played by this guy
Marillion the Bard - who else but Rowlf
ok, the Hound was a very hard call. At first I thought Animal, but he's a better Ramsay. Then I thought the Evil Roowlf. But then I decided to leave this character played by the human actor because I want to see Rory McCann fight Sweetums
Sweetums as The Mountain
Also, we must be sure to cast the Hound's arch nemesis, the Fireys
Rigel, from Farscape, would make an excellent High Sparrow
Michiel Huisman, as Daario Naharis, in keeping with the spirit of Miss Piggy always having hot human boyfriends
The Count as Jaqen H'ghar (it's the accent)
the fish throwing man as Theon Greyjoy
Ethel Mermaid as Yara Greyjoy
Dr. Teeth as Euron Greyjoy
Betty Lou as Lyanna Mormont
Cookie Monster as Hot Pie
Scooter must reappear as Gendry
While this seems like a stretch, go back and think of every conversation Bronn has, only it's the Swedish Chef. Fighting for Tyrion. Helping Jaime train. In the brothel. I promise, it's the right call
I think I forgot this guy earlier but whoever this is off of Labyrinth, as Wun Wun
Rosita as Missandei, since she is bilingual, and looks good in blue
Ever notice how both Elmo and Grey Worm refer to themselves in the third person? Me did
Ok I think this is it, I hope you all can forgive me someday
Meera and Jojen Reed as played by the Yip Yips
The Wildlings
All dragons will be played by Uncle Deadly, of course
The people of Essos who worship Daenerys like a goddess
Oh no, I almost forgot Qyburn, who will be played nicely by the DNA Mad Scientist from Farscape who is basically the same exact character
the Others (you know, the ice zombies)
And last, but certainly not least, the Night King
"Winter, Coming, It is"
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