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Le poids d'un oiseau qui s'y pose suffit à déplacer la terre. The weight of a bird landing on it is enough to move the Earth

Apr 21, 2021, 14 tweets

As Credit Suisse is aware, Counterparty credit risk is so complicated, that almost all the formulas in the CRR had to be corrected two years later !

A thread!

Ooops we forgot a floor in the duration calculation (btw this formula is still horribly wrong)

Who’s the bloody intern who forgot the long-term bonds in the notional calculations!?

Seriously, no one told you that a number inside a square root has better be positive? (I mean CCR is complex, but not in *that* sense)

I can’t believe you made the same error TWICE!

When you say it out loud, SF sounds so much nicer than SK

You can’t sum on a null set, dude.

Rule number 1 of mathematical logic : if you open a parenthesis, you have to close it & vice versa. You might not seen it, but the computer will.

I can’t believe they took the wrong hedging set for non-electrical commodities. Rookie error.

Read it 23 times and see if you can find the error.

Yeah, I always make the same mistake when I price a bond. 1%, one Basis point, what’s the difference anyway. It’s only money.

Confusing notional and market value for a Jump to default… this will not end well.

Do you need an aspirin ?

Banking regulations are so complex that, after taking three years to draft a regulation, they have to publish a corrigendum two years after, because it was filled with errors.

I hope you feel reinsured.

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