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Apr 22, 2021, 84 tweets

it's time to talk about Jimmy Hoffa, which lets me talk about some of my favorite topics: organized crime, unions, parapolitics, corruption, the mafia, the left, reactionaries. I even think you can see him as a proto-Trump, in some ways. let's get into it.

I'm gonna talk about three things in particular: Hoffa's parapolitical significance (he definitely helped kill at least JFK and possibly Bobby, lol), Hoffa the man, and the union's effectiveness. I'm gonna try to stay organized

without being too specific, a union really got my grandparents the chance at a good life, and helped my parents as well. I'm very pro-union, so it's worth remembering this because I'm probably gonna be pretty critical of Hoffa at times, lol

and then just the obligatory disclaimer that I'm not an expert, I've tried to learn as much as I can, and even though I think people know most of what happened, there are still mysteries about the Teamsters and Hoffa, etc etc.

I'm gonna do a quick chronology of Hoffa's life up front:
1913 - Hoffa's born in Indiana
he got involved with unions in his first job at a grocery store, then left to become a teamster around 1936.

(the International Brotherhood of Teamsters, or IBT)

this was back when organizing and warfare weren't really all that different, although I guess you shouldn't call it warfare, since the violence is mostly against the workers

seriously, look up the Republic Steel Massacre, dubiously called the "Memorial Day Massacre" by Wikipedia

in 1937, Chicago PD shot and killed 10 unarmed strikers, wounded like 70 more, thanks to Republic Steel

this was the state of affairs when Hoffa entered the fight for organized labor, and it's important to remember that

another, even closer to Hoffa, was the Battle of the Overpass, where the UAW fought Ford security guards; the bad press helped the UAW win contracts from Ford, the famous miser and anti-semite

Hoffa's first organizing was working at the Kroger grocery loading docks, where conditions were very unsafe and pay was bad.

when Kroger received a shipment of strawberries that would spoil in the hot weather, Hoffa and his crew unloaded half and then stopped

they won a meeting with management, after which they won a contract, a raise, an improvement of conditions, and a union affiliated with the AFL

Hoffa and his crew were known as the Strawberry Boys, and they were all fired from Kroger, but Hoffa was recruited to become a teamster

1952 - Hoffa becomes VP of IBT
1964 - IBT wins a national agreement
1967 - Hoffa goes to prison
1971 - out of prison
Hoffa barred from leadership till 1980s
1975 - Hoffa disappears (dies)

now, Hoffa knew minor gangsters as a young man, but it was Moe Dalitz who provided the most important connections:

“They said I knew Moe Dalitz and that he was a big deal in the Mafia. Hell, yes, I knew Dalitz."

"I’ve known him since way back when he owned astring of laundries in Detroit and we threatened himwitha strike.”

It was Dalitz who in the 1940s establishedcommunication between the Teamster boss andmembersof the Cleveland organization

Hoffa justified such relationships as “pure common sense. "I don’t hurt them; they don’t hurt me.”

it was through Dalitz that Hoffman met people like Allen Dorfman, who ran the Teamsters Pension Fund, as well as various lower-level guys working for Mickey Cohen, Sam Giancana,

Frank Milano (of the Cleveland mafia), the Bufalino family, the list goes on

Dalitz was the guy to know to make connections

“There is little doubt about the fact that Hoffa, consciously and willingly, protected the rackets in Detroit by protecting their legitimate fronts with the Teamsters Union,” Vincent Piersante says, “And that included those gangsters who were deeply involved in the drug traffic.

so, that Teamsters Pension Fund was incredibly important, because it ended up being a slush fund for organized crime, and Allen Dorfman both goes to prison and gets murdered. more on the Pension Fund later.

now's a good time to drop an opinion: I don't really care if Hoffa played hardball with management, if to win he had to get in bed with the mafia to -some- degree, and that some level of corruption is normal.

I mean, he did build the Teamsters into a powerful union, after all

however, he had some pretty negative habits, like ripping off the union and union members, both, and arguably selling his own union out. and using violence against his own union. we'll get into it

one of the worst schemes was Sun Valley Inc., selling basically worthless plots of land in Titusville, FL to union members, the land sourced by a criminal tied to Santos Trafficante.

“There were a lot of really mad people whentheyknewthey’d been taken. But Jimmy justified his position and didn’t apologize to anyone. I loved the guy, but I do hold that against him.”

shitty rip-off land deals, just one of several parallels we'll see

so Hoffa became president of Local 299 in 1946 and shortly became head of the Michigan Teamsters, and was picked as national VP in 1952. by 1955, the Teamsters moved their national office to DC

the Teamsters were under fire even before Hoffa took over. Dave Beck, the president before Hoffa, was hauled before the "Senate Select Committee on Improper Activities in Labor and Management" and took the Fifth Amendment 140 straight times, lmao

that Committee, also known as the McClellan Committee, became a vehicle for the political aspirations of the Kennedys, who wanted to suppress labor and score political points.

one of the best things about Hoffa is how much he hated the Kennedys, hahahahah

RFK and Hoffa first met at the house of a DC PR man who knew them both.

Kennedy wrote about the meeting:

"The three of us were alone. Hoffa, I was to discover, can be personable, polite and friendly. But that evening, though friendly enough, he maintained one steady theme..."

“I do to others what they do to me, only worse,” he said.

Hoffa’s analysis of Kennedy wasn’tmuch different: "Robert F. Kennedy was a man who always made abig thing out of how strong and how tough he was,howhe had been a football playeror something at Harvard, and how he always exercised and kept himself in top shape..."

"I was sure, by this time, that Kennedy was a hard-nosedguy who was so spoiledall his lifethathe had tohavehis way in everything nomatter who got hurt. Thekindof guy you had to be as nasty withas he waswithyouor he’d run right over you."

[sorry for the quote formatting]

only a few days after that dinner, the FBI caught Hoffa handing $2,000 to John Cheasty (a former Naval intelligence officer and Wall Street lawyer) in exchange for McClellan Committee info and documents

they hauled him to the DOJ to face off with RFK again

"Hoffa was taken to the federal courthouse, where Kennedy was waiting, smiling. Tense moments between the two men quickly ended when they began a some what friendly debate on who could do the most pushups"

"Hoffa, now forty-three, boasted that he could do thirty; Kennedy, at thirty-one, claimed fifty"

it's my opinion that Hoffa would have absolutely washed Kennedy, but that's just me

"With what appeared to be an airtight case, Kennedy jokingly promised to “jump off the Capitol” if Hoffa wasn’t convicted of attempted bribery."

Hoffa was miraculously acquitted, and he sent Kennedy a parachute

the Apalachin mafia meeting was busted in 1957, when RFK's Attorney General already on the warpath against unions and organized crime. this event caused the FBI to acknowledge the mafia, among other things

at this juncture, I gotta go full LaRouche on why the Kennedys were obsessed with taking down Hoffa

RFK's OC Strike Force at the DOJ was run by Walter Sheridan, a former FBI man who had worked as Chief of the Counterintelligence Section, Special Operations Division, Office of Security, and the NSA. Sheridan who had the ear of Robert Kennedy, often as much as three times a day.

the Sheridan crew "had free access to the files of the McClellan Committee. It was in touch with grand juries throughout the country. It had an undercover air of mystery about it. Its modus operandi was cloak and dagger. . . Its relations with the FBI were highly irregular..."

"Unlike every other unit of the Justice Department, which is organized around subject areas of responsibility, the Sheridan unit's raison d'etre seemed to be not a subject area but a target: Jimmy Hoffa."

what kind of fucking losers would wear this shirt I found, btw?

"If Kennedy himself was obsessed with getting Hoffa, the machine behind him found the campaign a convenient ruse for three reasons. First, it badly damaged the biggest and strongest trade union in the country, which had consistently used its power to press for industrial growth."

"Second, the publicity it engendered was a good diversion. And third, it was a good cover for going after local Mafiosi who might object to a tightened drug syndicate and the rise of the new black mafia to service the cities."

"While Sheridan's "Terrible Twenty" burned the small fry, Meyer Lansky and Max Jacobs went untouched. That five-year period was for Lansky one of the most active, and profitable, eras he had known."

so, if LaRouche's people are right about this, the Get Hoffa squad and the upcoming mafia takedowns are really just corporate downsizing

and it makes sense that the Kennedy brothers would do it, since their dad was in the pocket of Lansky, Bronfman, and the British

back to Hoffa, here's a couple fun facts: he did 30 pushups every morning and his favorite meal was a well-done porterhouse steak

apart from the pushups, the well-done steak is also a Trump thing, lol

meet Rolland McMaster, one of Hoffa's key goons.

"Epitomizing the stereotype of a “Teamster,”McMasterwas six-foot-four and weighed 245 pounds. Hishands were asbig and as firm as shovels, and hisface looked as if it had been struck repeatedly with a chain, because it had

they'd have McMaster act like Hoffa's bodyguard, so most people didn't know that McMaster was actually one of the most important Teamsters.

"McMaster was a personal liaison to Lansky, Santos Trafficante, the Dorfmans, the syndicate in Chicago, and the Genovese mob"

McMaster was also generally the goon deployed by Hoffa and Fitzsimmons whenever they needed to beat up dissident Teamsters, which is another terrible legacy, since they'd beat down anyone who opposed the Hoffa leadership

in one chapter of the Hoffa Wars entitled "The Oppressed Become the Oppressors", McMaster's goon squad literally brings a machine gun and opens fire on said rebel Teamsters

the descriptions of street brawling in this book really remind me of like, the actual book Gangs of New York, where half of being tough was being fat, and literally everyone could probably kick your ass

back to McMaster, "According to a former Hoffa aide—later a government informant—who believes his bosswas the CIA’s initial go-between with the mob in the Castro murder plan, McMaster was Hoffa’s liaison to Santos Trafficante during the planning of the assassination"

the Castro murder plan, of course, sort of morphed into a different murder plan

even earlier, the Teamsters worked with the mafia to sell weapons to both Batista and Castro, as depicted in the Irishman

Hoffa tried to score points with the new Cuban government by forming Akros Dynamics selling them a fleet of C-74 planes

“The whole [Akros Dynamics] thing was purely and simply Hoffa’s way of helping some of his mob buddies who were afraid of losingtheirbusinesses in Cuba,”

unrelated to Hoffa, but check out Trafficante's oath upon being inducted to the syndicate:
So long as the blood flows in my body do I, Santos Trafficante, swear allegiance to the will of Meyer Lansky and the organization he represents. If I violate this oath, may I burn in hell

the wording is pretty interesting, huh? sort of raises some questions

Castro said “I’m going to run all these fascist mobsters, all these American gangsters out of Cuba. I’m going to nationalize everything. Cuba for Cubans!”

and he actually did it, the madman. that's why the CIA and the mafia were trying to kill him

after the JFK assassination, Hoffa sent RFK the following letter:
"The undersigned is going to solicit from the membership of our union that each one donate whatever they can afford to maintain, clean, beautify and supply with flowers the grave of Lee Harvey Oswald"

S A V A G E

I'm not gonna go into all the trucking industry in the 1970s stuff, but I was pretty obsessed with the hilarious acronyms, like FASH, the Fraternal Association of Steel Haulers

there was also TURF, Teamsters United Rank and File, also. FASH and TURF both fought the IBT as rebel groups, usually getting beat down by the McMaster goon squads

another thing I thought was hilarious was that McMaster called expenses "stealing money", which is a pretty frank assessment of how expense accounts are used

for some color, the cops busted McMaster one time and found what they called "rumble gear", which sounds like West Side Story or the Warriors:

a bent tire iron, a slingshot with a bag of fifty marbles,a broken ax handle with a double-bladed head, and aloaded .38 revolver

so, remember the Gas Crisis of 1973? I remember learning about it in school, usually paired with something about the OPEC embargo, stagflation, and something uninsightful about Jimmy Carter.

what I didn't know is that the country nearly erupted in civil war over it

American truckers did wildcat strikes and blockades on the highways all across America, and like, they turned really violent actually. the National Guard was deployed, a bunch of people got shot and bombed, it was actually wild

during that crisis, "the oil companies had hired guns. Armed members of the Hell’s Angels motorcycle gang were paid by a subsidiary of Standard Oil to escort tanker trucks leaving Cleveland"

that's what bikers are: stand-by paramilitaries ready to support the Establishment

Hoffa supported Nixon but didn't get to meet him. Nixon met with Fitzsimmons (Hoffa's second-in-command and later nemesis), however. the Teamsters as a whole supported Nixon, too, as well as the war in Vietnam

I'd say that the Teamsters were outliers, except they weren't. this was the era of shit like the Hard Hat Riot, when construction workers beat down a bunch of anti-war activists after the Kent State shooting

not a great moment in US labor history

by going to prison when things started to turn to shit, Hoffa was able to be beloved by the rank and file while others took the fall. he was able to engender an almost-cultural-revolution type response in other teamsters

“Hoffa! Hoffa! Hoffa!" Union officials and rank-and-filememberswould stand on their seats, tears streaming down their faces. “Jimmy’s back! Thingsare gonnabe awright!”

also, the Hoffa Wars book says McMasters got into a complicated diamond plot with Bahamanians and Meyer Lansky, because everything is connected to everything else

final stupid acronym: HOFFA, or How Old Friends Feel Active, which raised money for Hoffa's return to leadership after prison

"I'm a friend of Hoffa" sounds like a euphemism for organized crime

you can tell the teamsters started to get onto some bullshit because they kept building and playing golf

I know I'm bouncing around as I get to the end here, but back during the 1973 gas crisis/low-intensity civil war, there was a point where several truckers were negotiating with the US government, and they were known by their CB handle, which is hilarious because they were like...

as if the US government were negotiating with people using their Twitter handles, because like the US was negotiating with the truckers known as "Dopey Diesel, Doggy Daddy, and Bit Sissy"

I'm gonna pick my words carefully because this is NOT an endorsement of the concept.

I suspect that the Feds used the Unabomber as a pretext to drastically escalate the concept of bombing as something that's super violent, super illegal and...

super beyond-the-pale, because the Teamsters used to bomb people all the time and it was nbd. seriously, in the Hoffa Wars (book and IRL), there were like hundreds of bombings, and that's true throughout labor history ironically

the poor man's air force, they used to call it

Bill Bufalino, the IBT lawyer, said that he believed Hoffa's murder was linked to the murders of Sam Giancana and Handsome Johnny Rosselli.

Giancana was shot by a .22 (CIA's favorite) shortly before he was scheduled to appear before the Church Committee. Roselli was found floating in a 55-gallon steel fuel drum after testifying to the Church Committee.

draw your own conclusions about those two and Hoffa ;)

Bufalino also said “Tell the FBI to look into the CIA. And tell the CIA to look into the FBI. Then you’ll have the answer [to the Hoffa case].”

Dan Moldea, author of the Hoffa Wars, believed that almost everything in Frank Sheeran's book was true, even if certain parts of the actual murder might not be accurate. it's close enough to the truth, was the sentiment

apart from the LaRouche shit, most of this info came from the Hoffa Wars, by Dan Moldea. it's really good; if you want more info you can just DM me, I'm not gonna try to evaluate Moldea here, except to say the book is really good

so what can we say about the man? he played hardball, I like that. he scammed and cheated management, I like that. he stood up to politicians, bosses, cops, all things that I like. he organized unions, created something for the working man, raises, better conditions. all good.

of course, he also ripped off his teamsters, sold his union out, got in bed with mobsters who ripped off the union. he brutally beat people who opposed his leadership, even people in the union. he got in over his head and fucking died over it.

the working class is in a double bind. they're fucked if they don't have a union, but to get and keep it, they have to get dirty.

granted, most don't have to get quite as dirty (or rich) as Hoffa. still, I feel like he probably ended up causing more harm to labor than good

still, he did it his way, and he had balls, hahahahahah.

try to organize your workplace, never scab or cross a picket line.

thanks for reading, god bless

oh, and I forgot to say, a lot of the CREEP money Nixon got came from organized crime, but it supposedly came from the Teamsters, and E. Howard Hunt worked with McMasters and other teamsters to try and pull dirty tricks. Bebe Rebozo was tied in with the teamsters too

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