Shuri: Hey Ororo! What are you doing later?
Ororo: Not too sure but I can tell you what I'm not doing. Making a whole Captain America suit. Girl, what the hell wrong with you? Wakanda funding American propaganda now?!
Shurui: OH MY GOD, I ONLY DID THE WINGS!
Ororo: How you got Sam Wilson in a Captain America suit with "made in Wakanda" on it. Bay-baaaay, that is not the lewk.
Shuri: I-I ... Ayo made me do it! Lemme get her on the phone. Also, Again I JUST did the wings. The suit is from what do, yall call it? "Party City"?
Ayo: *Sigh* Yes, Ororo?
Storm: Bucky got you out here doing "favors" now, huh?
Ayo: Shuri!
Shuri: Listen, If I'm going down we all going down.
Storm: Mr. Pantene Pro V commercial got you twisted, huh?
Ayo: STORM WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS!
Ayo: Listen, Bucky handed over Zemo, who was super annoying with his "wokeness" for the entire trip to The Raft. He kept talking bout Marvin Gaye? And mentioning
Storm: How he took an African American Studies class?
Ayo: YES!
Shuri: Oh, he's one of those...
*Flashback*
Zemo: The flawless transitions, the homage to HBCUs, and the choreography! Beyonce's Homecoming truly captures the African-American exp-
Ayo: SHUT THE FUCK UP TALCUM X. MY BAST! I don't care how "woke" you are! Go back to "sleep" before I put you to sleep for good.
Zemo: *ahem* I particularly find the "collard" type of greens to accentuate the plated presentation of the Tail of The Ox or "Oxtail", when seasoned with cayenne pepp--
Ayo: Zemo, keep trying to make conversation and I will beat the Barefoot Contessa outta you, understand me?
Zemo: Is there a restroom on this plane that I can use?
Ayo: *Opens plane door* Right here. Fuck with it.
Dora Milaje: *Stares at Zemo Motherfuckingly*
Zemo: ... I'll hold it.
Ayo: Anyway. Bucky said Sam's wings got broke (again) and asked for a fix. Yall know that boy can't fight, what was I supposed to do?
Shuri: Ooop. Stop! He holds his own, tho
Storm: He does a whole Olympic gymnast tumble routine each fight and the judges giving him L's, girl
Shuri: So it's not my fault Bucky got pull with Ayo. I was just being a good friend. I'm the victim here.
Storm: Here we go CSI. That White Wolf got hella bite, I see.
Ayo: O yall wanna be messy? *click* Riri, see that cap suit your girl made?
Riri: I saw and... I dunno her.
Riri: Shuri, I just wanna know... what Hamilton track were you listening to while making Sam's Captain America Suit?
Storm: We damn sure know it wasn't a Dipset track.
Ayo: I know this is partially my fault but that's fucking funny.
Shuri: I hate yall...
Riri: Listen, Shuri you better than me. I wouldn't give captain respectable negro vibranium wings and a suit.
Shuri: Guys, umm, the suit isn't vibranium.
Ayo: Wait... you go that man running round-
Riri: In regular cotton and cosplay?!
Storm: THIS. KEEPS. GETTING BETTER!
Ayo: And Ororo, stop shipping me and Bucky when Shuri is 2-0 on fixing broken white boys.
Shuri: Rude! T'CHALLA SENT THEM to me.
Storm: Ayo, *sips ☕️* We all know you a "cat" person.
Ayo: EXACTLY!
Riri: ... ... OH! Ha! I understood that reference!
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