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Mar 23, 2022 • 14 tweets • 6 min read
Storm: I'm really proud of the way you handled yourself in that fight with such poise Jubilee.

Jubilee: Really? All i did was join in on the team jumping that one guy.

Storm: Exactly! That's what it means to be an X-Man. If you want a fair fight, step to the Avengers... not us. Storm: You saw Jubilee in action today?

Cyclops: YOU KNOW I DID! When she started shouting "gang shit" while stomping dude I took my phone out to record it for Wolverine.

Storm: Was he proud?
Cyclops: 2nd time I ever saw that man cry.
Mar 22, 2022 • 4 tweets • 1 min read
Our March Multimedia Madness tournament continues! Tell us who wins in these match ups Who is the winner?
Apr 26, 2021 • 6 tweets • 4 min read
*Meanwhile*
Sam: Buck, you see this mess on Twitter saying I can't fight? I got hands. Yo, I GOT hands!

Bucky: Yes, you have two functional hands... It's just... How do I say this... You also have a lot of hands... put... on you...quite often? Repeatedly, some would say. Not me Sam: I can fight! I took down a whole Black Hawk chopper.

Bucky: That's aerial combat not hand to hand, tho.

Sam: Okay, what about he-
Bucky: Henchmen don't count. It's gotta be someone with a name. I don't make the rules man, I just know them.

Sam: I-... I hate it here.
Apr 26, 2021 • 12 tweets • 10 min read
Shuri: Hey Ororo! What are you doing later?

Ororo: Not too sure but I can tell you what I'm not doing. Making a whole Captain America suit. Girl, what the hell wrong with you? Wakanda funding American propaganda now?!

Shurui: OH MY GOD, I ONLY DID THE WINGS! Ororo: How you got Sam Wilson in a Captain America suit with "made in Wakanda" on it. Bay-baaaay, that is not the lewk.

Shuri: I-I ... Ayo made me do it! Lemme get her on the phone. Also, Again I JUST did the wings. The suit is from what do, yall call it? "Party City"?
Apr 13, 2021 • 10 tweets • 6 min read
Storm: GIRL! What's this I hear about you busting up that new Captain America, John Walker?

Ayo: Listen... Captain America, Captain Crunch, Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch, I don't give a fuck. John Walker lucky I ain't leave him using a walker. Understand? ImageImage Storm: Okay, I got my tea. Now, what happened?

Ayo: Aight, so boom. I walk in the room, tell Bucky "times up, hand over Zemo", and then this Star-Spangled Asshole John Walker goin come over and put his hand on my shoulder like he know me. Ororo... he don't fucking know me, girl. ImageImage