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used to work at @TPostMillennial https://t.co/BF7MOhRIBA https://t.co/qzu1mWqrNe NEWs and politics. FIND ME A JOB. Also, go to church on Sunday.

May 3, 2021, 17 tweets

Monday.

NEWS: a BRAND account does something nice and not cringe.

You misspelt Democrat

THANK YOU BIG BROTHER pcgamer.com/riot-will-star…

NEWS: And not the sandwich kind

... I would totally endorse this.

also good

Sony Announces Discord Partnership nichegamer.com/2021/05/03/son…

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I just flat out don't believe this one. It's more likely Biden had his first real "Senior Moment" mid speech or something.

I actually skipped adding this story to the thread for this very exact reason

🧐

"Bill and Melinda Gates announce divorce after 27 years" bbc.com/news/world-us-…

"BREAKING: Bill Gates announces end of marriage after 27 years" thepostmillennial.com/breaking-bill-…

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Blame Biden

Hey @JinxPr0duction I'm gonna need another Hoobastank "The Reason" montage. But this time with Bill Gates.

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