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NEWS: a BRAND account does something nice and not cringe.
You misspelt Democrat
THANK YOU BIG BROTHER pcgamer.com/riot-will-star…
NEWS: And not the sandwich kind
... I would totally endorse this.
also good
Sony Announces Discord Partnership nichegamer.com/2021/05/03/son…
I just flat out don't believe this one. It's more likely Biden had his first real "Senior Moment" mid speech or something.
I actually skipped adding this story to the thread for this very exact reason
🧐
"Bill and Melinda Gates announce divorce after 27 years" bbc.com/news/world-us-…
"BREAKING: Bill Gates announces end of marriage after 27 years" thepostmillennial.com/breaking-bill-…
🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
Hey @JinxPr0duction I'm gonna need another Hoobastank "The Reason" montage. But this time with Bill Gates.

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