The real reason they discourage MRIs during pregnancy is because then people would realise they’re incubating nightmare demons and would be rightfully terrified
I like how this one has its hand up like HELLO MOTHER DEAR I AM COMING FOR YOU
LET ME OUT
I THIRST FOR THE TUMULT
TOO LONG HAVE I BEEN THWARTED BY THIS ENDOMETRIAL PRISON
The four horsemen of the apocalypse
Adult face MRIs, before anyone “well actually”s me, are still kinda grim but approximately 200% less cursed than foetal ones
THIS ONE IS NEONATAL
IT HAS ESCAPED CONTAINMENT
RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN
That thing that looks like a fancy moustache? That’s unerupted teeth, baby
I’ve muted this because my brain cannot handle this much noise, but I’m currently putting out feelers about new job opportunities, so fuck it: if you have a role for someone smart, funny, enthusiastic, and capable of unveiling the worst curses on the internet, slide into my DMs
Also fuck it, here’s my ko-fi, I demand payment for being cute & great: ko-fi.com/zizifothsi
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