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I See God in the Excellence of Men

May 21, 2021, 23 tweets

If you like trust, if you like don't do DNA.

Body go tell you.

They will not rotate your babe like PS4 controller in Jesus name. These ones have deposited so much in someone's fiancee's mouth, mouth dey smell.

She took some knacks for the aisle. Lol

The type niggas call fish brain. "I love my boyfriend. I shouldn'tbe doing this to him" while riding you to glory.

Wife that man is looking after her and the entire family is open to threesome outside. This one would come on Twitter to post "He is so intentional about me" and the church will scream God when 🤡🤡

Brothers, you can't negotiate genuine desire

From knacking one dude to accepting ring from another dude same day.

But hey, She said YES to the LOHL 🤡🤡

This one accepted ring, posted on social media for everyone to salivate and congratulate her, then TRAVELLED to another state the next day to collect weekend knacks 😂😂😂. Your "God When" in the mud. Be careful what you ask for.

Na who dey trust be mumu sha

Married dey para say dem no fuck am. She even booked hotel and wanted to be fucked in the presence of her daughter.

The innocent ones are not yet born

I'm just pitying the Boyfriend. I'm sure he has been intentional all these while.

You accept the love you think you deserve. Babe would insult you and you think money will buy the love that doesn't exist? SMH

You can't negotiate genuine desire. She is either into you or not. Monkey dey work, Baboon dey chop 🤦‍♂️

She was pregnant, she was getting married and she still took the pregnancy to fuck someone else.

It can't be certain the child is for the husband. Baba don buy market. If you like, don't do DNA test ooo

"I love a man who is intentional" in the mud.

"Celibacy" in the mud. Another dude was chowing.

Married and still looking for closure penis 😂😂

Are you the boo to your boo?

Wife and mother of 4. Pussy so familiar they now introduce her to others as "My baby"

Pastor Mrs and Pastor's daughter dey collect. Oshey Greenleaf 🙌

Werey said years of being faithful. You can't even admit your infidelity yo yourself. SMH

"Happy Birthday to the LOML and best boyfriend in the world." 🤡🤡🤡

God no go shame us

The wedding was same weekend. 2 days later 😊

"He that findeth a wife findeth a good thing...."

Solomon, you lie. Na Solomon kuku talk am, no be God.

It is sad but funny how common this is

It is the last paragraph for me.

See person LOML. SMH

Who don fuck person babe no dey trust woman.

I always wonder if people that marry ladies because they are pregnant are actually certain the baby is theirs. Hero syndrome has killed many people.

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