A story of an investor
Gets first salary
Decides to invest
Googles " how to invest" & finds a Moneycontrol article "These stocks can up 30% in short term"
They don't
Writes a blog title "the stock market is a scam"
Sees a P&L screenshot from a 17-year-old trading mentor
Signs up for an options seminar
Makes some profits
Tweets some Jack Shivajinagar quotes
Gets buggered by a malnourished Black Swan event & loses everything
Tags PM, FM, CM asking them to protect "innocent retail investors"
They don't
Gets a reply from a crypto guy saying "this is why you should crypto bro"
Updates the "stock market is a scam" blog
Invests in $ASS coin & $CUMMIES
Loses 90%
Mom finds out
Decides to invest in mutual funds
Picks active funds
After 5 years learns what benchmark is
Finds out active funds are stealing money
Writes post titled "active mutual funds are a scam"
Granny finds out
Invests in FD
Writes post titled "Dear stock market, I believed in you but you gave dhoka"
Discover index funds
Imagines Rocky music in head
Victory!
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