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Congratulations, everyone!
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Right on schedule! Almost as if they could calculate it from the epidemiological curve and that minor matter of dropping test volume by over half in the last 6 weeks. But there's NO RELATIONSHIP. Promise!
All this good news is because of all the people who have take The Thing! For sure! Because we said so! Of course, v-starts have crashed through the floor with the older age groups far lower than they have ever been before.
But that couldn't possibly be because the Vax-a-Million was a predictable bust, only managing to scavenge people who would have done it anyway at this point and move up their injection date by a little.
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