Thread by @aaronreynolds

So uh I’m about to see how fast I can get kicked out of a virtual event

I don’t understand half of the words or any of the acronyms in this email. I’m sure some of you do, but please don’t spoil the surprise for me. I’m RSVPing right now.

oh look I can make a public profile for myself

oh no they have a “wall” where you can make public posts with images attached oh no

browsing the list of speakers, it appears that everyone is either a Founder, a CEO, or a Founder AND CEO.

oh no you can leave reviews of the speakers

I’m so sorry for what I am about to do, Scott

Do I flip this switch and see how many reviews I can leave

or

Leave my name on them and see how fast I get kicked out?

My one star review of Robert

His bio says he was on Shark Tank.

That’s the show where they sing and dance in the shark costume, right?

but how does the blanket send text messages

I’m going to sleep now. We’ll see if I still have posting privileges tomorrow.

I couldn’t sleep because I kept thinking of more reviews

So there’s a Disney stage

And it has a chat room

tone it down, Adam

But still, four stars for Brett

David did not turn out the way I expected

Gavin is probably great at parties though

oh my god you can review the panels

My review of the panel “Cultivating Brand Loyalty Through Impact”

Turns out I have a book of postcards coming this fall — September in the UK, October in North America — plus a page-a-day calendar and all kinds of other shit. Hit up effinbirds.com/pages/books-an… for preorder links plus my previous book.

Gotta plug it once at least.

oh no

For reasons that are very hard to explain, I have a full sized Elmo puppet in my house

So I guess Elmo is going to attend some panels

ha ha uh oh I just got a “how did you get in here” email

Well, it looks like they’ve deleted my wall post… but left all of my anonymous panel reviews. And I still have access.

So, success?

GOOD MORNING, I woke up to this email and am still not banned

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I’ve asked the guy whose name is on the email offering me the free ticket for clarification. Fingers crossed!

44 hours. It took 44 hours.

Also I just embedded the first tweet from the thread in the last tweet, making a Moebius Thread that you can read for eternity.

You’re welcome.

I have never in my life enjoyed getting a spam email so much