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Jun 30, 2021, 20 tweets

[Pelosi in Marlon Brando accent]

"I'm gonna make Mitch a Commission he can't refuse"

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[Pelosi in a Sean Connery accent]

"You wanna get a Commission? Here's how you get one. He pulls a knife, you pull a gun. He sends one of his to filibuster, you send your Commission to the House! That's the Chicago way."

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[Pelosi in Alec Guinness accent]

"Use the House, Luke"

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[Pelosi in a George C Scott accent]

"Trey Gowdy! You magnificent bastard! I read your book on Benghazi!"

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[Pelosi in a Uma Thurman accent]

"Mitch? You don't have seat."

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[Pelosi in Roy Scheider accent]

"You're gonna need a bigger commission."

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[Pelosi in Mexican Bandit accent]

"Mitches? Mitches? We don't need no stinking Mitches!"

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#InsurrectionsHaveConsequences

[Pelosi in an Al Pacino accent]

"Say hello to my little veto!"

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#InsurrectionsHaveConsequences

[Pelosi in Judy Garland accent]

"Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in the Senate anymore."

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[Pelosi in Leonard Nimoy accent]

"Jim, it is logical. The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the Mitch. I have been, and always shall be your Commission."

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#InsurrectionsHaveConsequences

[Pelosi in a John Belushi accent]

"What? Over? Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Republicans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell, no! And it ain't over now!"

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[Pelosi in a Clint Eastwood accent]

"You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, Qevin?"

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[Pelosi in a John Belushi accent]

"We're putting the Committee together."

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[Pelosi in a Robert Duvall accent]

"I love the smell of filibusters in the morning. You know some day this obstruction is going to end."

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#InsurrectionsHaveConsequences

[Pelosi in a Peter Graves accent]

"Gohmert, Boebert: out."

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[Pelosi in a Sigourney Weaver accent]

"I say we take off and run the whole Commission from the House. It's the only way to be sure."

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[Pelosi in a Christopher Guest accent]

"These numbers all go to eight."

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[Pelosi in a Samuel L Jackson accent]

"I dare you. I double dare you Qevin McCarthy!"

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[Pelosi in a Jamie Lee Curtis accent]

"To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people! I've known sheep that could outwit you. I've worn dresses with higher IQs. But you think you're an intellectual, don't you, Mitch?"

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[Pelosi in an Alec Baldwin accent]

"A.B.C. Always Be Commissioning. Always. Be. Commissioning."

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