Ok Disney, #WhatIf we replaced all of Richard E. Grant's dialogue in #Loki with his dialogue from Withnail and I? Would it still work?
"We've gone on holiday by mistake."
"All right, this is the plan. We get in there and get wrecked. Then we eat a pork pie. Then we drop a couple of Surmontil-50s each. That means we'll miss out on Monday but come up smiling Tuesday morning."
"I'm not having this shag sack insulting me. Let him get his drugs out."
"Nonsense, this is a far superior drink to meths. The wankers don't drink it because they can't afford it."
"Listen, we're bona fide, we're not from London."
"Fork it!"
"I'm in a park and I'm practically dead; what good's the countryside?"
"Monty, you terrible c*nt!"
"We want the finest wines available to humanity, we want them here and we want them now!"
See, it really does work: Withnail and Loki!
"Bastards! You'll all suffer! I'll show the lot of you! I'm gonna be a sta-a-a-a-ar!"
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