gonna shitpost my DC trip, come to the Cato institute in the next 76 minutes if u want an asskicking
Samuel Gompers (of the AFL-CIA)'s park
weird corporate logo, dude. also, Lothrop and Slothrop lol
Fed City
lol
hard to see, but this old dude is LARP'd up as a doughboy, i always appreciate people doing not civil war and not WWII
categorically false
Victims of Communism memorial.
reminds me of the 7 different shitty memorials of the Bay of Pigs losers in, all next to each other, in Miami
looks real shoddy ngl
Udvar-Hazy is such a weird mix of good and bad museum
getting diap'd up
no pics related, but i loved the rockets section, and there's no real explanation as to why there's so much German shit there, lol
false equivalency hahah
V-2 rockets, fascinating
I don't exactly understand why I'd go to a museum to see models behind glass.
also, with this missile, it's got a big payload, I gah-ron-tee
;)
literal chaff, gonna start using it as a response image to things i see on Twitter
NLF away-outfit for POWs - rate my normcore fit
in the NASA section 😏
hard to top something as condescendingly sexist as "Sweetie Face"
more Nazi shit lol
Smithsonian black sun
Silence Means Security
OIL IS AMMUNITION
had borscht for the first time, too. I really liked it
here's a little teaser for an upcoming P2C episode
DC bookstore sussness
Iraqi-Arabic and Arabic, huh?
also, Harrington lol
what a get
scooter'd all over the national mall, it dramatically reduced the gravitas, which was fun
I call these the Subliminal Jihad items at the Smithsonian
possibly all upcoming P2C episodes hahah
IBM section, no explanation why there's so much German IBM shit tho!
no wait maybe These are the SJ items at the Smithsonian
come to the "both sides are right" display on immigration in the next 30 minutes if u want an asskicking
tag yourself, I'm definitely voting for the Maguire
they put John Brown in the "America at War" exhibit which otherwise had exclusively armed soldiers, seems sort of perverse. but also, JB designed and made those pikes himself iirc
bad vibes at the Wizard of Oz red shoes exhibit
lmao
tried schnitzel for the first time too
almost got my ass beat by Turkish goons for posing squatting in front of the Atatürk statue outside the embassy
spook shit
I visited the site of Orlando Letelier's assassination via car bomb outside the Irish embassy (Irish unconnected) by Chile's DINA secret police
RIP Letelier
in conclusion, Washington DC sucks, man
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