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used to work at @TPostMillennial https://t.co/BF7MOhRIBA https://t.co/qzu1mWqrNe NEWs and politics. FIND ME A JOB. Also, go to church on Sunday.

Jul 19, 2021, 23 tweets

NEW MONDAY

Must watch

Cancel Culture destroying Olympic games

"Japan's scandal-hit musician for Tokyo Olympics opening event resigns" twitter.com/i/events/14170…

The thing Boris Johnson is most guilty of is NOT USING A COMB

SIRI please look up the definition of poetry in the dictionary

"Here's the top result"

Neat

"About two dozen reports of mysterious health incidents on US personnel in Vienna" cnn.com/2021/07/18/pol…

> censoring Daily Wire just for being Conservative

I TOLD YOU

I TOLD Y'ALL

WE'RE AT THE ROCK BOTTOM

Oh lord

Pressure

TO THE NEW FACES: I justify my existence with the Twitter threads I make into "moments"

I have no idea how you access these from your end, but they're there

ANYWAY Activist Ice Cream Ben & Jerry's finally ended a two month long hiatus

BIDEN walks back Facebook "killing people" comments, clarifies it's people who spread misinfo who are the problem.

STILL THE WHITE HOUSE PLANS TO TARGET THEM

"AG Merrick Garland bars prosecutors from seizing reporters’ records" washingtontimes.com/news/2021/jul/…

UK announces their inevitable

FAUCI ELIMINATES HIS OWN CHANCES in this declaration

Eight months

go faster

Thank you

"Investigations into Gov. Cuomo racking up bills in the millions" cbs6albany.com/news/you-paid-…

"U.S., allies say Chinese intelligence service behind massive Microsoft hack" washingtontimes.com/news/2021/jul/…

"BREAKING: Kevin McCarthy names 5 likely GOP picks for Pelosi's Jan 6 committee" thepostmillennial.com/breaking-kevin…

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shooo

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