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Cancel Culture destroying Olympic games

"Japan's scandal-hit musician for Tokyo Olympics opening event resigns" twitter.com/i/events/14170…
The thing Boris Johnson is most guilty of is NOT USING A COMB Image
SIRI please look up the definition of poetry in the dictionary

"Here's the top result" Image
Neat Image
"About two dozen reports of mysterious health incidents on US personnel in Vienna" cnn.com/2021/07/18/pol…
> censoring Daily Wire just for being Conservative

I TOLD YOU

I TOLD Y'ALL

WE'RE AT THE ROCK BOTTOM Image
Oh lord

Pressure Image
TO THE NEW FACES: I justify my existence with the Twitter threads I make into "moments"

I have no idea how you access these from your end, but they're there Image
ANYWAY Activist Ice Cream Ben & Jerry's finally ended a two month long hiatus Image
BIDEN walks back Facebook "killing people" comments, clarifies it's people who spread misinfo who are the problem.

STILL THE WHITE HOUSE PLANS TO TARGET THEM
"AG Merrick Garland bars prosecutors from seizing reporters’ records" washingtontimes.com/news/2021/jul/…
UK announces their inevitable Image
FAUCI ELIMINATES HIS OWN CHANCES in this declaration Image
Eight months Image
go faster Image
"Investigations into Gov. Cuomo racking up bills in the millions" cbs6albany.com/news/you-paid-…
"U.S., allies say Chinese intelligence service behind massive Microsoft hack" washingtontimes.com/news/2021/jul/…
"BREAKING: Kevin McCarthy names 5 likely GOP picks for Pelosi's Jan 6 committee" thepostmillennial.com/breaking-kevin…
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