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Jul 20, 2021, 9 tweets

So we’ve established my kid is awesome but I don’t think you quite get it SO I AM HERE TO EXPLAIN MORE FULLY

I always harass him to update his Instagram but he won’t and instead has started retorting “just ask me for art when you wanna brag” so like

OK LIL HOMIE OK

GET READY FOR A NO HUMBLE KID BRAG

Here is some of his art

YOUR KID COULD NEVER THO

He’s not even 14!!!

(Yet - his bday is coming on up)

ANYWAY I AM THE MOST EMBARRASSING PARENT AND IDK

I’m m old and meant IDC but who cares

Anyway anyway once he lets me use his Twitter @, y’all need to make this talented lil homie famous

(So he’ll send me more art stuff)

The End For Now

Apparently my cousin and niece are gonna fight me on this

So I was attempting to fake having some shame HOWEVER

Now that he’s so politely opened the door for me - *ahem*

lemme introduce y’all to Living Breathing Portrait of The Artist As A Young Man 👇🏽

Postscript - yeah he’s 13 and has been taller than me for almost a year but guess what homie

I’m a much older and faster Twitter troll so I win

THE D I S R E S P E C T

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