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Jul 23, 2021, 8 tweets

chads and staceys, wojaks and apus, groypers of all persuasions.

it give's me great physical pleasure to announce the new official eigenrobot foreign policy for America

for many years we have delivered the American dream to a benighted world. by force

I do not seek to reverse this policy. but instead to Complete it

for too long we have focused on trivia.

free speech, freedom of religion, democracy, wealth and enterprise

just a few of the trinkets we have bestowed upon an unwilling world

in doing so we have missed the greatest opportunity to make men Free of all time

as you have probably already guessed, the time has come to universalize the rights laid out in the second amendment

the World-Tree of Liberty will gorge itself on the blood of patriots and tyrants as a glorious new age of ungovernableness is ushered in on the wings of american steel

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