With the pregnant man emoji coming to a smartphone soon I want to help out the creators with some other inclusive emojis.
Starting with a new 99 emoji, because I want to make sure I don’t misgender somebody and I just get all of the pronouns in one fell swoop.
Here’s one for all of teachers who are mad they now have to hide their CRT training in schools.
Hate our constitution and wish we governed more “efficiently”? Castro, Jinping, and Maduro holding hands will warm your commie heart.
New federal government coming door to door emoji. President Biden & HHS can thank me later.
President Joe Biden is right. “Latino” is outdated and offensive. I like the way he pronounces the more woke term: “La-teen-ex.” Like Latin and Kleenex but combined. This is the hippest way to connect with the Hispanic base.
Don’t be distracted by the black bloc getup and Antifa riot shield. This is the new way to communicate “peaceful protestor.”
New emoji for all my media friends. Looks a little similar to “peaceful protestor.” Odd.
For the bright minds at Ivy League schools. Especially Berkeley, home of the free speech movement. Oh wait. Looks like another mistake. I’ll have to talk to my staff. This is getting awkward.
Please share these new and improved #glennbeckwokeemojis far and wide, and help me lobby Tim Cook and the Unicode Consortium to get these rolled out ASAP.
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