Venmo flagged my $43 dinner payment for a "compliance review"
New World Order is laaaaame
Here's the email Venmo sent me from their investigations team
They want to know why I used the term "Cuban" to describe a payment I made at a Cuban restaurant
The new Puritans area really humorless, aren't they?
Here's the email I sent back to the investigations team. I really hope they can track down those rassists and insurgents who are such a threat lately!
Rajaraman has escalated my case to "Doug"
I have blocked out the rest of my day to drafting a response
Here is my response to Doug. I fear this is getting out of hand.
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