NEW DAY
MORE SUFFERING PROBABLY
Can confirm still want it
next time you rip ass think of Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis
that smelly smell you smell? that happens with them too
and they confessed this week to not bathing
???
Biden administration is saying: "TEXAS! I KNOW WE HAVE NO FEDERAL IMMIGRATION PLAN, AND EVERYTHING IS A MESS."
"BUT! BUT. WE **DEMAND** YOU SHUT UP, AND GO ALONG WITH US ON THIS ONE."
Not even a Blizzard fan in the first place
But WIPING FORUMS?
GOD I hope authorities charge them with evidence-tampering
Hahahahahha
NEWS: Biden administration plans a release date for when they want to officially end America
Sigh.
So. The Biden administration:
-- Wants you to CARE about .0007% of 'breakthrough COVID' cases.
-- Wants you to IGNORE .00006% of proven fraudulent mail-in votes archive.is/NF6vQ
Either way you look at it? We're ripping America apart right now over fractions of fractions.
> masks outdoors now too
I'd have another reaction of shock/disgust/anger
But I'm all out of f*cks to give
!??!?! NO BREAKS ON THE NEWS TRAIN
"Sindh govt asks NCOC to block sims, social media accounts of unvaccinated people" geo.tv/latest/361517-…
AOC is LOSING SUPPORT from her CORE fanbase archive.is/vN1Yz
At least in ITALY, government officials have the decency to throw hands, and not just whine
"House OK’s hiring illegal migrants on staff, fattens budget 21%" washingtonexaminer.com/washington-sec…
... "House OK’s hiring illegal migrants on staff"
yeah wow ok that's enough internet for today
"Covid in Sydney: Military deployed to help enforce lockdown" bbc.com/news/world-aus…
O__O
No.
🤪
🚨🚨REMINDER: You can add MIGRANTS to the COVID discourse.
Biden is allowing children to get housed in facilities where pandemic is spreading there.
pjmedia.com/news-and-polit…
"BUT BUT BUT I THOUGHT THE WHITE HOUSE *DOESN'T* WANT COVID TO SPREAD?"
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Texas Gov. Greg Abbott signs order banning COVID vaccine, mask mandates nypost.com/2021/07/30/tex…
The Chris #Chandemic is spreading
> vegans
this is fine
👀
Totally GamerGate's fault, I reckon
Yup
Chris Chan update for you weirdos
LOL you know everything is fucked
When Media Matters says "PLEASE DONT DO THIS" in response to a WASHINGTON POST story
Everything checks out
Thanks President Biden
🚨🚨SIGNAL BOOST🚨🚨
My latest is a **77** tweet deep dive into Wikipedia's politically biased ecosystem and how it all MASSIVELY spilled over to the rest of society. twitter.com/i/events/14211…
PHEW
oh my god thank god that's done
AYYY Disney. Give these ladies what they want!
Small price to pay for being all "diverse," AMIRITE!?!
MORE MEDIA FEAR PORN
COMING AT YOU
Walt Disney Company Will Require U.S. Employees to Get Vaccinated variety.com/2021/biz/news/…
🚨New York Times makes WHITE HOUSE COVID RESPONSE TEAM guy very very angry 😡
FORECAST CALLS FOR A HAPPENING
NEW LEVELS of authoritarianisms
Dark times
Biden is entering the six-week August recess with all this shit going on
its freezing people's current anger at his administration in place
All you gotta do to see the irony on this one?
Switch the word "Cuba" with "America"
"EXCLUSIVE: Johnny Depp WINS motion forcing the ACLU to reveal if Amber Heard ever donated promised $7M divorce settlement to charity in effort to prove she lied during libel case" dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9…
"Tokyo Olympics primed to lose $30 billion with no way to recoup losses" nypost.com/2021/07/30/tok…
MAKE NOTE of the moment DEMOCRATS skirted ACCOUNTABILITY on the eviction moratorium deadline
THAT THEY DEFINITELY KNEW ABOUT FOR WEEKS
BRACE YOUR BUTT CHEEEEEEKS
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