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used to work at @TPostMillennial https://t.co/BF7MOhRIBA https://t.co/qzu1mWqrNe NEWs and politics. FIND ME A JOB. Also, go to church on Sunday.
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Mar 8, 2023 65 tweets 16 min read
Road Trip (2000) > Tom Green
Mar 7, 2023 25 tweets 6 min read
TUESDAY why'd they let the Shaman in??
Mar 6, 2023 4 tweets 1 min read
Hey @Timcast

spellcheck *Tim tries typing in the YouTube video title while SIX separate people jerk him off, simultaneously*
Mar 6, 2023 28 tweets 6 min read
EuroTrip (2004) Brad Pitt owed someone a favor
Mar 5, 2023 39 tweets 10 min read
That Thing You Do! (1996) Image people told me this movie was gonna be wholesome?

I didn't expect it! but yeah! got that vibe! Image
Mar 4, 2023 4 tweets 1 min read
🚨🚨SHAME to every outlet: left or right, who pushed the "Andrew Tate totally has cancer" story.

*When information was already out there* that clarified the situation and established Andrew Tate was perfectly fine. ^^ **You** are what's wrong.
Mar 2, 2023 4 tweets 1 min read
Mike Cernovich is a sick fuck and he's feel free to correct me

Mike Cernovich will never correct me because he got in too deep with the Tate brothers It's ok

I take care of it after the Tate brothers
Mar 2, 2023 11 tweets 1 min read
I want to talk about a TV show im watching

But one of you motherfuckers spoiled Hogwarts Legacy for me

So I'm skippin' out on sharing shit this time It's called collective punishment. I'm sorry I have to use it. But I was REALLY mad at that one asshole.
Mar 1, 2023 4 tweets 1 min read
I'm too busy digging to bother correcting at this point.

Digging into the War Room chatlogs where literal crimes are committed/confessed to being committed (and yes there's a difference) Pictured: mainstream outlets sliding into my DMs
Mar 1, 2023 21 tweets 5 min read
Feb 28, 2023 24 tweets 6 min read
TUESDAY The new @NetHistorian video feels like piracy because they literally explained enough about the whole game that I have no need to play it ever
Feb 28, 2023 79 tweets 13 min read
The Whale (2022) holy shit the movie has an impact immediately
Feb 28, 2023 6 tweets 1 min read
plus the usual culture wars bullshit got too boring anyway

so fuck yeah im just doing my own thing people changed matilda sure

But then other people felt compelled to YELL about Matilda being changed. Without any true passion for the matter. just because it was something to do.

fuck that.
Feb 26, 2023 6 tweets 2 min read
You're a random "macro trader" account who chose to follow me.

"Take your blindfolds off mate"

I can clearly see your bias here. No matter what chat logs I could show you? You'd pull excuses out your ass. You are not personally worth that bother. Yep not worth it
Feb 26, 2023 4 tweets 1 min read
?? sweet jesus no they're private. Pic related. It's from a moment where Tristan Tate addresses the issue of leaks.

I can lay out the landscape of that
1.) Tate's war room was routinely "purged" to try and prevent this sort of thing from happening

BECAUSE
2.) The Tate brothers… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… ^^ I mean it's at a point where I have to publicly convey that I'm taking necessary enough precautions.