Benefits of Basic Brown Level Trump Card
20% discount on free parking at Four Seasons Total Landscaping parking lots
Free travel insurance to Thigh Land
10% discount on all purchases of Trump Steak *
Priority booking at Trump Shuttle *
* Currently not available
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Benefits of Silver Level Trump Card
Box Seats at New Jersey Generals home games *
Priority boarding at Trump Shuttle *
Free travel insurance against all forms of Windmill Cancer
Complimentary copy of latest issue of Trump Magazine *
* Currently not available
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Benefits of Gold Level Trump Card
Complimentary breakfast covfefe at Trump Casinos *
Lounge access at Trump Shuttle flights *
Free insurance against 5G **
3 credits at Trump University *
* Currently not available
** Not the 5G tech. This is Bee Gees tribute band
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Benefits of Religious Level Trump Card
Free insurance against either of the two Corinthians
Free Course 'Saudi Bone Saws & Jesus' At Trump Univ *
Priority access to hangings of Mike Pence
Complimentary bottle of Trump Water *
* Currently not available
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Benefits of Platinum Level Trump Card
Free insurance against magnetims in blood
6 credits at Trump Univ *
Priority access to legal advice by Rudy Giuliani **
Complimentary buffet breakfast at Trump Casino *
* Currently not available
** Pending law license renewal
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